bgk
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West Lake
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Queer Engineer in the city trying to explore this new SLOG world, and enjoying a… more »

bgk

Location: West Lake

Bio/Manifesto

Queer Engineer in the city trying to explore this new SLOG world, and enjoying a nice home near Westlake.

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • SVN or Git
  • Pot or Coke
  • Presse or Pichet
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • SF or LA
  • Zune or Segway
  • Poneman or Pavitt
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • OTB or ACT
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Production or Devel
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Sanctuary by Darling Violettas
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: "Rise & Shine, and Give God the Glory Glory"
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Cheesy Sci-Fi Novels
  • What keeps you up at night?: Studying French
  • What helps you sleep?: Ambien
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Playing by Heart
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Classified Information
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Candidate Barack Obama
  • What book have you read the most?: Mists of Avalon
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Star Wars; Dogma; Princess Bride
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Starry Starry Night
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: ALOT
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: Classified Information
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: To homosexualize the Iraqiis
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Because they can't handle the truth
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: I was addidcted, I had to stop.
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: a reason to hate.
 

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