dangerousgift

Location: San Francisco, Outer Space

Bio/Manifesto

Northwest exile living in San Francisco

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• SF or LA
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Tushy or Tuchus

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: rostoprovich playing shostacovich's 2nd cello concerto in it's entirety
• What song do you never want to hear again?: new weezer
• What do you like to read when you poop?: palms
• What keeps you up at night?: sirens, cyclopses
• What helps you sleep?: pretending a pillow is this one specific person
• What song or movie makes you cry?: reliably? the wedding singer, for really really fucked up reasons
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: X2, Y7. graph it out and see.
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: emma goldman
• What book have you read the most?: an introduction to torts.
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: casablanca
• What piece of art would you steal?: all of them.
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: your, you're, a lot, alot
• What is your sweetest taboo?: cursing, hexing

For Trolls Only

• What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Gays
• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Obvious. To uncover weapons of mass gay marriage.
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: It was called series 7, and it was a mock-u-mentory. duh.
• Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: I don't know what that is, but with different punctuation it becomes: Wow! Gold! and that's kind of cool I guess.
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions

Fill in the Blank

• God is: si doG