San Francisco, Outer Space
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Northwest exile living in San Francisco


Location: San Francisco, Outer Space


Northwest exile living in San Francisco

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    This or That

  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • SF or LA
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: rostoprovich playing shostacovich's 2nd cello concerto in it's entirety
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: new weezer
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: palms
  • What keeps you up at night?: sirens, cyclopses
  • What helps you sleep?: pretending a pillow is this one specific person
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: reliably? the wedding singer, for really really fucked up reasons
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: X2, Y7. graph it out and see.
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: emma goldman
  • What book have you read the most?: an introduction to torts.
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: casablanca
  • What piece of art would you steal?: all of them.
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: your, you're, a lot, alot
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: cursing, hexing
  • For Trolls Only

  • What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Gays
  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Obvious. To uncover weapons of mass gay marriage.
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: It was called series 7, and it was a mock-u-mentory. duh.
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: I don't know what that is, but with different punctuation it becomes: Wow! Gold! and that's kind of cool I guess.
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: si doG

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