Location: San Francisco, Outer Space
Northwest exile living in San Francisco
More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- Too many teeth
No teeth at all
- I hate living in Seattle
I wish I lived in Seattle
A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: rostoprovich playing shostacovich's 2nd cello concerto in it's entirety
- What song do you never want to hear again?: new weezer
- What do you like to read when you poop?: palms
- What keeps you up at night?: sirens, cyclopses
- What helps you sleep?: pretending a pillow is this one specific person
- What song or movie makes you cry?: reliably? the wedding singer, for really really fucked up reasons
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: X2, Y7. graph it out and see.
- If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: emma goldman
- What book have you read the most?: an introduction to torts.
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: casablanca
- What piece of art would you steal?: all of them.
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: your, you're, a lot, alot
- What is your sweetest taboo?: cursing, hexing
For Trolls Only
- What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Gays
- Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Obvious. To uncover weapons of mass gay marriage.
- If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
- Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: It was called series 7, and it was a mock-u-mentory. duh.
- Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: I don't know what that is, but with different punctuation it becomes: Wow! Gold! and that's kind of cool I guess.
- What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
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- God is: si doG