yos-wa

Location: seattle

Bio/Manifesto

band dude drinks beer, gets awesome.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Meridian or Film Forum
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Barsuk or Fantagraphics
• Zune or Segway
• SF or LA
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: 99 luftballons
• What song do you never want to hear again?: 99 luftballons
• What do you like to read when you poop?: books about fred durst
• What keeps you up at night?: waiting for the procurement of drugs
• What helps you sleep?: drugs
• What song or movie makes you cry?: die hard
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: my left ring finger, first knuckle
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: howard zinn
• What piece of art would you steal?: Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by the Horns of Her Own Chastity
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: there's not enough "e's"
• What is your sweetest taboo?: blackface

For Trolls Only

• What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Blacks
• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: they own the world's surplus of R. Kelly's "Chocolate Factory" CDs.
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: it would prove the prophecy right, and show that obama and osama were brothers.
• Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: mom.
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs

Fill in the Blank

• God is: a big fan of red wings (not hockey).