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yos-wa
seattle
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band dude drinks beer, gets awesome.

TMI

  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: my left ring finger, first knuckle
  • SF or LA
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: there's not enough "e's"
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: books about fred durst
  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: they own the world's surplus of R. Kelly's "Chocolate Factory" CDs.

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yos-wa

Location: seattle

Bio/Manifesto

band dude drinks beer, gets awesome.

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Zune or Segway
  • SF or LA
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: 99 luftballons
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: 99 luftballons
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: books about fred durst
  • What keeps you up at night?: waiting for the procurement of drugs
  • What helps you sleep?: drugs
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: die hard
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: my left ring finger, first knuckle
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: howard zinn
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by the Horns of Her Own Chastity
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: there's not enough "e's"
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: blackface
  • For Trolls Only

  • What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Blacks
  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: they own the world's surplus of R. Kelly's "Chocolate Factory" CDs.
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: it would prove the prophecy right, and show that obama and osama were brothers.
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: mom.
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: a big fan of red wings (not hockey).

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