doloresdaphne

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: The songs I've written and recorded
• What song do you never want to hear again?: "one more time"
• What song or movie makes you cry?: shortbus
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: my hairy patch
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Aunty Val.
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Annie the movie - and Bugsy Malone
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: I have no grammatical pet peeves. I'm laid back like that. As long as I know what you're trying to say that's all that matters.

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: as an experiment. whoopsies. Live and learn, hey?
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs

Fill in the Blank

• God is: my vagina scratchy today!