More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- No legs and a million dollars
A million legs and no dollars
- Too many teeth
No teeth at all
- Dina Martina
Staying Home (Lesbians only)
- I hate living in Seattle
I wish I lived in Seattle
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: The songs I've written and recorded
- What song do you never want to hear again?: "one more time"
- What song or movie makes you cry?: shortbus
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: my hairy patch
- If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Aunty Val.
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: Annie the movie - and Bugsy Malone
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: I have no grammatical pet peeves. I'm laid back like that. As long as I know what you're trying to say that's all that matters.
For Trolls Only
- Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: as an experiment. whoopsies. Live and learn, hey?
- If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
- What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs
Fill in the Blank
- God is: my vagina scratchy today!