commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Back To the Dorms
Hey at least now that you've established you're not a CIS dude the number of comments suggesting you're a creepy, immature, predator will go down!
You're girlfriend may not be a complete POS but she's kind of a selfish and lazy l'il shit and you know it (that guitar story didn't come from a happy place).
She's not a child at 23 and maybe a dose of reality will snap her out of acting like one. Tell her Summer is over and she needs to get out. If you want to be magnanimous give her two weeks but I'd suggest hiding any valuables during that period.
There really isn't a "clean" way to fix this if she insists on blaming you for her living arrangement predicament. She must have other friends she can crash with and there are always other suckers out there waiting to be used.
commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Taking a Break, Breaking a Heart, Casting a Ballot
That letter was like a microcosm of their relationship. Started by rooting for him and ended with hoping the girl will be safe.
My guess is that after the initial glow of dating started to diminish back to reality his red flags started to come more clearly into view. Sounds like she's trying to get out of it without a big showdown, which I can't blame her for with his thinly veiled threats.
commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Two Dicks, One Girl (Who Happens To Be Engaged to Someone Else)
If this was a fantasy it would be hot. In reality it is gross and that girl is a piece of shit. Nobody deserves to have their girlfriend spit-roasted behind their back. How the word "friend" even made it into this letter I'll never know, especially as the LW is already rationalizing doing it again.
I know Dan is loosey goosey on monogamy over the long haul but if they're still just dating it doesn't seem forgiveable. Poor boyfriend, he's dating a creep and probably won't find out until much more damage has been done.
commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: New Father Wants a Threesome Right Now
If watching Real Sex back the late 90s taught me anything it was that average looking people over 40 can have as much swinging sex as they want if they adjust their expectations appropriately.
There is no ticking timeclock for men (especially with viagra) other than death.
This guy is a putz. Dude, new fathers should expect to go through a long, planned dry spell after a kid is born. Enjoy your new family and cuddle with your wife. Make her feel like Queen Mother Earth that first year until she gets her body and brain back to the (new) normal. A ton of women experience an episode of depression after giving birth so you may want to congratulate yourself on possibly pushing her into a mental health condition.
As far as sex: having a new family is an opportunity to up your masturbation game, buy yourself some toys, try something new on yourself.
commented on Sex (At) Work
@3 Because men, gay or hetero, don't typically masturbate with a vibrator (or give it a name if they do). It can be done of course but at some point you play the odds when reading and stop worrying about accidentally triggering concern trolls like you. You're using "blaming the victim" incorrectly as well. There is no victim here, just a gal who has the hots for her boss.
commented on SL Letter of the Day: In The Neighborhood
Sounds to me more like the classic scenario: Man wants to open relationship, woman is hesitant but agrees, man finds he has to work harder for the opportunities and is jealous that the woman is getting hers so easily. He was fine with it as long as he had his piece on the side. In the new town she's a bigger commodity.