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Sep 23 debug commented on Hillary Clinton Sits Down With Zach Galifianackis On Between Two Ferns.
Someone has to pick up where now-neutered Colbert left off.
Sep 15 debug commented on Clinton Counterfactual From '08 Disproved by Clinton Nomination In '16.
If Trump wins then we as a country will deserve Trump as president. If that happens I think I'll just allow my heart to shrink three sizes that day and stop giving a shit about populations who couldn't see past their own grievances to vote for Clinton, aka "Not Trump".
Sep 12 debug commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Your Pussy Had a Plan.
Dear Dan,

I'm in a relationship where nothing is working anymore, we're treating each other like crap, and both of us want out. I've already slept with other people and he probably has as well.

I feel trapped, what should I do? Councilling or make it an open relationship? Give it a few more years?

-- A lot of people apparently.
Aug 31 debug commented on Anthony Weiner Caught Doing What Weiner Does.
Meh, I must be a garbage person because I think the whole Weiner thing is pretty funny.

Sure, I'll buy that he's a victim as well but I'll let him decide to go after the media. Who knows maybe like Hulk Hogan he'll win big and shut down another trash site?
Aug 25 debug commented on I, Anonymous.
How does one snoop through texts these days anyway? Are passwords unfashionable with young people or something?
Aug 5 debug commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Back To the Dorms.
Hey at least now that you've established you're not a CIS dude the number of comments suggesting you're a creepy, immature, predator will go down!

You're girlfriend may not be a complete POS but she's kind of a selfish and lazy l'il shit and you know it (that guitar story didn't come from a happy place).

She's not a child at 23 and maybe a dose of reality will snap her out of acting like one. Tell her Summer is over and she needs to get out. If you want to be magnanimous give her two weeks but I'd suggest hiding any valuables during that period.

There really isn't a "clean" way to fix this if she insists on blaming you for her living arrangement predicament. She must have other friends she can crash with and there are always other suckers out there waiting to be used.
Jul 14 debug commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Crazy Soon-To-Be-Ex-Girlfriend.
That girl must have a golden vagina for him to put up with that BS
Jul 6 debug commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Taking a Break, Breaking a Heart, Casting a Ballot.
That letter was like a microcosm of their relationship. Started by rooting for him and ended with hoping the girl will be safe.

My guess is that after the initial glow of dating started to diminish back to reality his red flags started to come more clearly into view. Sounds like she's trying to get out of it without a big showdown, which I can't blame her for with his thinly veiled threats.
Jul 2 debug commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Two Dicks, One Girl (Who Happens To Be Engaged to Someone Else).
If this was a fantasy it would be hot. In reality it is gross and that girl is a piece of shit. Nobody deserves to have their girlfriend spit-roasted behind their back. How the word "friend" even made it into this letter I'll never know, especially as the LW is already rationalizing doing it again.

I know Dan is loosey goosey on monogamy over the long haul but if they're still just dating it doesn't seem forgiveable. Poor boyfriend, he's dating a creep and probably won't find out until much more damage has been done.
Jun 28 debug commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Old Dirty Pics Piss Off Sex-Starved Spouse.
Self-righteously deleting her old porn?

He really has embraced the classic housewife role.