More Than You Need to Know
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: 4′33″
- What song do you never want to hear again?: Achy breaky heart
- What keeps you up at night?: 'Hearing' someone ring my doorbell
- What helps you sleep?: Exhaustion
- What song or movie makes you cry?: Pan's Labyrinth
- What piece of art would you steal?: anything Van Gogh
For Trolls Only
- Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: He loves 'freedom'
- If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
- What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one
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- God is: watching you masturbate!