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6:28 AM Anastasia Beaverhausen commented on Idaho Republicans Are Trying to Take Back Their Right to Discriminate Against Gays.

@7: The only way to 'literally' yell in a text blog is to post a link to an audio file somewhere on the Interwebs and then for you to click it. Did that 'literally' happen?

Jun 4 Anastasia Beaverhausen commented on SL Letter of the Day: Of All the Outrageously Untrue Things People Have Said About Me on Twitter....

Some people aren't satisfied with medical miracles. You could always pray the flacid away, but God Almighty really doesn't care about your dick the way Big Pharma does.

Better living thru chemistry.

Jun 2 Anastasia Beaverhausen commented on I Can't Grow Cucumbers.

Monsanto strikes again!

Seriously, though, amend your soil with croutons and bacon bits. And make a scarecrow/totem thingy out of a bottle of ranch dressing.

May 24 Anastasia Beaverhausen commented on Should I Buy One of These?.

Is it stainless steel? If not then you're buying some mighty expensive rust-to-be.

May 24 Anastasia Beaverhausen commented on SL Letter of the Day: Seconded.

He's actually playing "Third Life". That's when your Second Life is cheating on your First Life.

Metaphysical question: Does his Second Life know it's being cheated on?

May 24 Anastasia Beaverhausen commented on Everything Wrong with Television, in One Handy Chart.

The networks have been working hard to make television unwatchable for years. Reality shows -- bleech! Swooping and swishing promos on the lower-third of the screen -- just let me watch the damned show! And local affiliates insist on cluttering-up the lower-third with animated color Doppler radar when there's barely a mist of rain -- do you want me to what your crappy programming or not?

I remember when a show with a household rating of 10 was guaranteed to be cancelled; now it's a hit and guaranteed a full season order. The viewers haven't changed much, so to what do we credit this development? The view must have gotten worse.

May 23 Anastasia Beaverhausen commented on An I-5 Bridge Over the Skagit River Has Collapsed.

Glenn Beck is blaming Gay Atheist Muslims from Kenya.

May 23 Anastasia Beaverhausen commented on Tornadoes are Common in Oklahoma City, Basements Aren't....

If god meant Oakies to have basements, he'd have given them shovels.

May 23 Anastasia Beaverhausen commented on The K in Garlicky Is Stupid.

I also hate that K in trafficking. I don't mind the trafficking, though, just the "K". Unless you're trafficking Ketamine, in which case I'll have to think about it some more.