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Oct 26 beef rallard commented on Police Reports Illustrated: Woman Tries To Find a Parking Spot In Capitol Hill.
If I ever encounter one of these space-saving assholes, I will ask my passenger to get out and sit on the trunk of my car with their pinky finger sticking out, and I will slowly back up, pushing the dipshit out of the way with said pinky finger. And then I will wait for the police to come arrest me for vehicular pinkyssault.

Oct 26 beef rallard commented on See Nate Gowdy's Photos of the Jill Stein Rally at the University of Washington.
Now I kind of want him to accept the challenge and take a dramatic and evocative picture of a drunk fratboy ordering a chalupa at taco bell. Come on, Nate!
Oct 25 beef rallard commented on See Nate Gowdy's Photos of the Jill Stein Rally at the University of Washington.
I will grant you, however, that he does have some great photos produced using this effect. If he used it sparingly and wasn't obviously trying to turn mundane photos into wannabe pulitzers, I'd probably not be so annoyed with it.
Oct 25 beef rallard commented on See Nate Gowdy's Photos of the Jill Stein Rally at the University of Washington.
Not to mention, her finger is at least half the subject of the damn photo and it's blurry.
Oct 25 beef rallard commented on See Nate Gowdy's Photos of the Jill Stein Rally at the University of Washington.
@23 I'll give you the composition, but dramatic and evocative it is not. The Nate Gowdy effect is that he's discovered a technique for over-processing his photos in a way that triggers your "dramatic and evocative" nerve whether the photos are dramatic and evocative or not. He could publish a photo of a drunk fratboy ordering a chalupa at taco bell at 2:15am that would evoke images of a civil rights march from the 60s. It doesn't seem to you that the supposed weight of all these photos is purely in the manipulation?
Oct 25 beef rallard commented on Police Reports Illustrated: Woman Tries To Find a Parking Spot In Capitol Hill.
@51: "It's a crime to reach out with your pinky finger and try to force a person to move out of your way, even if they have no legal right to block your way."

Ah yes, "assault with pinky finger" seems like the mark of someone who would never overstate a grave threat to their person. I applaud your dedication to victimhood.

Oct 25 beef rallard commented on See Nate Gowdy's Photos of the Jill Stein Rally at the University of Washington.
Can we just call up the Photoshop people and have them add a "Nate Gowdy" filter so the entire world will overuse it until we all get sick of it and it falls out of style so we never have to see this fucking garbage again? God, it's shit. And no, that Kshama picture is not "top notch", it's terrible.
Oct 22 beef rallard commented on Police Reports Illustrated: Woman Tries To Find a Parking Spot In Capitol Hill.
LOL, of course a whole gaggle of people would be in here wringing their hands about "assault with a 3000 pound vehicle." A car is creeping into a spot and you are intentionally trying to block it with your body. It's not going to hurt you, but you are going to get pushed out of the way. If you happen to fall down and they actually drive over you, you have a beef. If you get nudged and you're upset about it and want to overblow it into "assault", you are a fucking ninny and should have gotten out of the goddamn way.
Sep 11 beef rallard commented on Football Season Is Upon Us: Here's What Seattle Is About To Look Like.
God damn it, could someone please find Nate Gowdy's computer and delete that fucking barf-inducing filter? It looks like some asshole just discovered a processing technique that makes his photos look SUPER PROFESSIONAL AND HISTORIC and decided to apply it to EVERY FUCKING THING EVER. "Hey Nate, can we see your baby photos? OH GOD WHY DOES SHE LOOK SWEATY AND GRITTY AND JESUS CHRIST WE DON'T NEED TO SEE EVERY PORE ON HER FACE"
Mar 15 beef rallard commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Off the Couch, Onto the Sheets.
OH GOD IT'S BEEN THREE MONTHS I'M CURED AND YOU ARE THE PERFECT PERSON FOR ME LET'S FUCK