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Dec 16, 2014 beef rallard commented on SL Letters of the Day: A Foursome.
I think this is the part where the delusional anal sex enthusiasts claim there's no fecal matter inside your butt if you just go poop beforehand.
Nov 11, 2014 beef rallard commented on McDonald's Tries to Prove McRibs Aren't Disgusting by Showing the Disgusting Process of How McRibs Are Made.
I thought this was a good idea. At least they're showing you that they start with nice big hunks of pork, as opposed to a bin of cast-offs, lips and assholes. The only thing I think really fell flat about it was that the two "skeptics" did such a shitty job of acting that it was terribly obvious they were being paid for it.

I've always been a little fascinated by the fake-rack-of-ribs shape they make the patty, though. A real bbq pork sandwich just has a mess of shredded meat on it, no particular shape, so why can't they just form it into a regular patty? All the weird shape does is call attention to the fact that it's highly processed and pressed into a totally phony form. Is there anybody who finds that more appetizing? We can tolerate a McChicken sandwich that basically contains one giant McNugget pressed into a patty shape, but if it was shaped like a drumstick, wouldn't that just shine a spotlight on the fakeness you were previously willing to overlook?
Nov 11, 2014 beef rallard commented on Metro Bus Drivers Must Always Remember to Open the Back Door.
I think all you people agreeing with Charles about how terrible this problem is might have missed the bitter sarcasm that pervades the last paragraph. Perhaps I'm reading this wrong, but I think that rather than Charles ranting about the bus, this is Charles satirizing the lowly animals that get upset about the bus.

Also, ditto @39, I can never understand a fucking word of what the drivers are saying over the PA.
Nov 11, 2014 beef rallard commented on Paseo Is Closed and Now the Best Sandwich in Seattle Is Gone.
This is tragic, but I think the question on everybody's mind is: HAS ANYBODY HEARD FROM THE THUNDERBIRD TAVERN IN BALLARD?????
Sep 19, 2014 beef rallard commented on SL Letter of the Day: Can't Live If Living Is Without You.
Staying with someone because you're afraid of what will happen to them if you leave does not fix them. It just makes you miserable along with them. I have been in that position, and when I was finally able to GTFO, everyone ended up better off (after a brief period of screaming, crying, and hating me).
Sep 14, 2014 beef rallard commented on My Oral Surgeon Wanted to Talk About U2's Songs of Innocence.
Number of people I've talked to who are actually interested in listening to the new U2 album that got unceremoniously plopped onto their iDoodad: 0

Number of people who are spittin' mad about it: a few.

Number of people who are merely mildly annoyed and confused about why Apple thought it would be a good idea: maybe a dozen.

I guess I fall into the last case. Given how much of Apple's energy goes into being perceived as "cool," this is a really strange move. U2 is about as cool and interesting as Sting these days.

Oh well, at least Bono seems to at least try to make a positive impact with his success. I'd probably be content if he'd just rescue orphans or whatever instead of making more aggressively mediocre music, but the way I look at it is that raking in giant piles of money he doesn't need by selling the same shitty music over and over is sort of like his retirement hobby.
Sep 9, 2014 beef rallard commented on Why the Mars Hill Faithful Have Started to Question Mark.
While reading these things, I can never decide whether Mark Driscoll is evil or just delusional. Either way, it seems obvious that he fits the definition of "false prophet" perfectly. Here's a guy allegedly teaching the bible, and the bible in his hand explicitly warns you to watch out for people like him. The end had to come eventually.
Aug 28, 2014 beef rallard commented on Ms. Gwen McCrae's Most Amazing Grunt.
Irresponsible journalism. You obviously haven't considered a couple of really good grunts that occur during Albert King's guitar solo in I'll Play The Blues For You.…
Aug 20, 2014 beef rallard commented on Will the Pepper-Spraying Westlake Security Guard Be Punished?.
I'm really curious what the SPD has to say about why one of their officers would stand there and watch while the security guard handcuffs someone and takes him inside the mall against his will. Is there ever a scenario where that's appropriate? I would think that AT BEST they could detain someone until the cops arrive and then turn him over to them.
Aug 19, 2014 beef rallard commented on Officer Responsible for 80 Percent of Seattle's Pot Tickets Resumes Downtown Patrol.
I do think it's a bit disingenuous to blame the disproportionate number of tickets going the poor and people of color on some sort of bias on the cop's part. It's quite possible that this cop's beat just happens to bring him into more contact with the poor and people of color than is representative of the city as a whole. If you bust every single person you catch smoking pot in public and your beat is primarily pioneer square, guess what, you're not gonna be handing out a lot of tickets to rich white folks. And it's kind of shitty reporting to imply that this makes him racist without some sort of evidence. Maybe he should request a reassignment to greenwood so he can satisfy us by busting some white potheads too.

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