Jan 6, 2016 Kelly O commented on Militia Standoff Erotic Fanfiction.
Quick, someone start making some erotic smudge-y pencil drawings to go with these!
Nov 12, 2015 Kelly O commented on That Time I Woke Up to Find My Parents Slaughtering a Deer in Our Kitchen.
@7 - Enjoy: https://shootingtime.com/deer-hunting-ti…

Also, my parents did (and do) have a lot of experience. They also have a love of the absurd and wicked senses of humor. They're the same parents who, when my brother and I started to figure out THE BIG LIE, put a bale of hay and a bag of carrots on our roof—almost killing themselves trying to climb up the old TV antenna on the side of the house. They knew if brother and I saw them going to that much trouble to leave food for the reindeer, that Santa could stay "real" for at least one more holiday.

I spoke to my brother this week. He was only 5 or 6 years old at the time, and he remembers this Saturday morning. He says he mostly only remembers the blood. He remembers they shot more than just one animal, and they definitely made an awesome mess.

Please don't doubt. They made such a huge mess, for the glee and absurdity of trying to do such a thing inside the house. This is what my parents did. Laugh in the face of hardship, and do it in the most unconventional way. It's real story from my real family, and I'm forever grateful it happened. I'm also thankful for each and every survival skill these people ever taught me.
Oct 16, 2015 Kelly O commented on Cap'n Crunch's "Oops! All Berries" Cereal?.
Jeez, nerds. "Oops" is new again on the shelves at my local grocery. More importantly, listen to Biz Markie singing about the new Lucky Charms contest. Win one of only 10 boxes! Enter by Sunday October 18th!!! #Lucky10Sweepstakes
Oct 13, 2015 Kelly O commented on Drunk of the Week.
YES YES YES, y'all! More news, via Puget Sound Business Journal:
Oct 10, 2015 Kelly O commented on Drunk of the Week.
*soul crushing* wrecking ball. SPELL CHECK. Grrrrrrrr.
Oct 10, 2015 Kelly O commented on Drunk of the Week.
@3 UNTIL THEN - Let's PARTY! I wanna play pinball, and eat crappy hot dogs, and be a normal human there, until the souls wrecking ball swings down. RIP BELLTOWN
Oct 9, 2015 Kelly O commented on The Quiet Joy of European Foods.
The pirozhki I had was such a delicious sauerkraut donut!
Oct 7, 2015 Kelly O commented on The Reviews Are In, American Horror Story: Hotel Debuts Tonight!.
FUN FACT: A talented fella from Seattle helped make that rhinestoned scary glove that Lady Gaga is wearing in that photo
Sep 28, 2015 Kelly O commented on Goodnight Mommy Is Not for the Faint of Heart.
@4 - I read the woods scene, afterward, as partially "Mom having identity crisis, not dealing with this or grief properly" … But who knows. Good points! Now I'll go see "The Visit"…