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Jun 25 inbed commented on Savage Love.
morning re-thinking of my comment (@14). i am just happy that oba--be they male or female--is so turned on by anything that they can't barely think straight. that is a rare and incredible thing.

jill
Jun 24 inbed commented on Savage Love.
i found it impossible not to fill in elderly attendees of my own family reunion to serve as my inner visuals for pussy-eatin' Old But Alive and pussy eatee cousin. Which is a place my mind has never traveled. So, yeah.

realizing weekly just how fucking uptight i am,
jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com
Apr 23 inbed commented on Savage Love.
I am now also obsessed with the idea that there is an entire level of middlemen (or women, of course) in the pantry-exchange transaction. Jobs for America!
xoxox
jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com
Apr 22 inbed commented on Savage Love.
This is all I got from the panty-selling chick's letter: "I should be selling my panties." I am completely lazy and just wearing panties sounds like a good effort-to-cash ratio--even with the cost of low-rent panties factored in. Must consult with financial planner.
Dec 10, 2013 inbed commented on Savage Love.
that whole "what do I say..." answer of "bye" is so Ann Landers-y in the best possible way. Damn, I'm glad you're around. Viva Dan Savage!

jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com
Oct 29, 2013 inbed commented on Savage Love.
I want the advice for GNAY to be on a t-shirt. A pretty fucking wordy t-shirt, but still.

jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com
Sep 24, 2013 inbed commented on Savage Love.
I love it when Dan Savage has to talk about vags or clits and whatnot cause it's so icky to him. (which is cool, he admits it, etc... If you haven't read "Things I learned from women who dumped me," go find it this very second and read his description of first touching a lady down there:

"It felt like I'd slipped my hand into a large, lukewarm piece of lasagna that had been stood on its side. Only this lasagna had a pulse.

And hair, this lasagna was covered in hair."

Gah, hairy lasagna with a pulse--so visceral!

jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com
Sep 10, 2013 inbed commented on Savage Love.
Even though SLAM's BF has been saved from podcast voice recognition, he might have a bit of a moment of unhappy recognition when his girlfriend steers him toward the toys and while reciting her suggested lines, 'Ooohh, wouldn't you like to fuck me with this one?' thus realizing that he is indeed poor Mr. Average Size. Cue sad tuba sound.
jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com
Aug 27, 2013 inbed commented on Savage Love.
I was about to grab each of yall's boobs, but now I think I'll take my grabby self off to some other comment section.

jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com
Jun 25, 2013 inbed commented on Savage Love.
so hear you on the clit thing. generally not fazed but something about the trifeca of talking clits w/ old mom, the phrase "clitless mother" and the description of said old mom's clit being GRAY just kinda did me in for the night.

jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com
 
 

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