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10:09 AM yesterday Granny Smith commented on The Problem of Spectacle In David Byrne’s Here Lies Love.
Likewise, The King and I glosses over the true nature of the King of Siam and all the intrinsic specificity of his rule and its impact. But hey, the songs are nice!
May 23 Granny Smith commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: A Two-Hour Douche.
Watch out for the shower jobs. You really need to keep the water pressure low or you will dislodge the entire contents of your colon. The idea is just to gently rinse out the rectum. this should not take more that 30 minutes.
May 20 Granny Smith commented on The New York Times Dives into the Murray Allegations, Misses a Key Detail.
10- The local gay community knows Ed well enough to take the stand that is appropriate. The Mayor is an individual accused of bad behavior. That is not the same as the entire community being accused.
May 15 Granny Smith commented on I, Anonymous: It's Seattle. It Rains Here. Get Over It..
Shit, what are we supposed to small talk about then? This was the rainiest year in recorded history and folks here like to talk about the rain. It is our culture. If you don't like get it, get the fuck out! Go someplace where they talk about sports or god knows what.
Mar 22 Granny Smith commented on Trumpcare Is in Trouble.
2026
Mar 16 Granny Smith commented on Matt Hickey Has to Pay $332,000 for His Fake Porn Scam, Judge Rules.
@1 these are not criminal complaint fines but instead the state suing in civil court for bad business practices. They ignored the criminal aspect and focused on the consumer protection aspects of the case.

This is the whole point of the article and the case.
Mar 14 Granny Smith commented on The Guardian: Spokane Is Such a Shithole, College Basketball Is the Only Thing Keeping Everyone There from Committing Suicide.
Also "sits on a tiny lump of a hill" is an odd description of a valley. I lived there once and it is truly a terrible place.
Feb 28 Granny Smith commented on The Most Unforgettable Oscars in the History of the Human Race.
It is so easy to forget that Charles is actually a pretty good writer.
Feb 1 Granny Smith commented on God Is Into Chastity Play.
"6-DISC DVD SET"

with over 5 hours of content.

Jan 27 Granny Smith commented on SL Letter of the Day: One and Done?.
I second the idea that bathroom stuff is not the same as seeing a movie you don't like. Freud was abscessed with the effect of toilet training on adult behavior. It is no coincidence that anal-retentive folks are averse to scat. I personally have to close my eyes and plug my ears to pee in a crowded bathroom. There is no way I could pee on another person, despite willingness.