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  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • OTB or ACT
  • What book have you read the most?: Franny and Zoey
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Dicks or Vaginas
Oct 2 Granny Smith commented on Dig Aretha Franklin… Cissy Houston's Eye Roll.
It is like an episode of Murder She Wrote with all the old timers in back. Perhaps this is how they keep their union benefits just like the actors who appeared on that show.
Sep 10 Granny Smith commented on RIP, Slogger Rhett Oracle.
RIP Fred. He was a great and noble man.
Jul 16 Granny Smith commented on SL Letter of the Day: Orgasm Pressure.
Telling someone not to pressure their partner who is into domination is ridiculous. If he is into D/s then tell him he can not masturbate until you give him permission. Porn is fine. jerking off is not.

If he wants to be controlled, this is how you do it. He will be able to orgasm on command if that is the only chance he gets. If he is unwilling, then his femdom "interest" is bullshit. Chasity is full time domination.
Jul 8 Granny Smith commented on Now That It's Legal, You Should Stop Smoking Pot.
Also, no one should drink wine or beer. Vodka works much more efficiently and doesn't have any of that annoying "flavor" like like other drinks do.
Jun 30 Granny Smith commented on In an Experiment, Facebook Screws with Timelines to Make Users Happy or Sad: What Do You Think?.
six months Facebook free and still alive to tell the tale. I missed a couple of parties and no longer have any idea what is happening in Idaho. Otherwise, life is pretty good without it.
Jun 13 Granny Smith commented on The "Great Procrastination" On Climate Change.
Blaming liberals for this is akin to blaming Dan for trans oppression.
May 1 Granny Smith commented on What's A Seattle Small Business With 500 Employees?.
How can a fast food chain not be a business? I think you need to spend some time with the dictionary and work on what these basic terms mean. Terms like "business" and how "small" relates to "large"

Once you get a grip on basic English, then ask the big questions. (and before some pedantic asshole corrects my english let me remind you that I am not working for a newspaper)
Apr 24 Granny Smith commented on I, Anonymous.
@17 no will means not leaving anything to anyone. Being the beneficiary of life insurance has no impact on everything else in the estate. He didn't leave "his" money to anyone, just the proceeds of his insurance policy.

It is fucked up but she shares responsibility for them not having wills.
Apr 4 Granny Smith commented on Interview with a Small-Business Owner Making Less Than Minimum Wage at His Small Business.
"everybody gets bonuses" is just lazy fear-mongering. Banks are huge institutions with lots of different divisions. Bonuses are a part of compensation packages for some of those employees in some of those divisions. It is no different than getting a vacation or paid holidays. Just because part of a bank gets bailed out doesn't mean that every employee is responsible or that they shouldn't get the compensation that they have earned. How about we punish you for every dumb thing Charles writes?

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