commented on If You Didn't Vote, Why?
Because I'm a filthy foreigner.
Still, I read the voter pamphlets with interest because it's kind of funny (in a depressing "What the fuck are you people doing with my tax money" way) to see the lies trying to justify each sides arguments and the puff biographies on candidates.
commented on Our Long National Nightmare Is Over
As a Brit living in Seattle (and stealing your jobs and your women) I feel I should apologise for Piers Morgan.
However you did send Madonna first. So you deserve it.
commented on The New Body of Microsoft: Nadella Is Lean, Ballmer Is Not
"His speech is measured and Spartan. His disciplined form matches his disciplined attitude."
Yea no. If you look at the layoff email it's waffles around synergy and lots of corporate non-speak. It's not measured or spartan in any way at all.