commented on Savage Love
I'm a...very plausible lesbian in terms of sartorial stereotypes
Have you considered clipping a canister of pepper spray to your wallet chain? A shot of that to the face will cool any man's ardor.
commented on I, Anonymous
@17 Yes, I make sure I have a scalding container of barely-potable coffee within reach at all times just in case I need to use it as a weapon against a law-abiding citizen.