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Jun 7

aureolaborealis commented on SL Letter of the Day: Of All the Outrageously Untrue Things People Have Said About Me on Twitter....

@45,46: Shit. I remember when the only porn I could get was the underwear section of the Sears catalog. Back in the innocent days, fwiw, when it included "massagers" for "difficult to reach places," and we all just accepted that ladies carried a lot of tension in their jawlines, and that their jawlines were difficult for them to reach.

Jun 7

aureolaborealis commented on SL Letter of the Day: Of All the Outrageously Untrue Things People Have Said About Me on Twitter....

Oh, what the hell. How about an "@32" and a question mark, and a capital C?

Jun 7

aureolaborealis commented on SL Letter of the Day: Of All the Outrageously Untrue Things People Have Said About Me on Twitter....

... don't feel efemulated ...

Did you just make that word up, cuz it is the best word of the day, by far.

May 14

aureolaborealis commented on Morning News: Nearly Everything Is Terrible.

If you're not positive you can do an eskimo roll after an orca pancakes you, you shouldn't even attempt one. Just go with the wet exit.

May 13

aureolaborealis commented on Passenger Ejected from Plane for Singing "I Will Always Love You".

@9: I think it's pretty clear that just wanting to know what the rules are signifies some kind of terrorist intent.

May 10

aureolaborealis commented on Such Nice Dogs.

@50: Of the packs of feral, and pseudo-feral dogs I've personally had experience with, none included pit bulls.

May 10

aureolaborealis commented on Such Nice Dogs.

@43: Are you responding to me? I didn't say anything about feral dogs.

May 10

aureolaborealis commented on Such Nice Dogs.

@1: Golden retrievers are pretty stupid, but not so stupid that they can't be mean, too.

Let's see. The only breed that I have been bitten by (not nipped or whacked sideways with the canines) was a cocker spaniel. So, uh.

I don't give a fuck who the owner of a loose, threatening dog is. I don't care what the back story is. I really, really don't care. I live in a rural area where too many people let aggressive dogs roam. When I'm walking, I carry dye pepper spray, so the dog gets a snootful of pain, and the owners don't get to pretend they don't know what happened when the dog comes running home and smears fluorescent dye all over the living room.

A strange, aggressive dog in my yard would likely be shot. (We see plenty of strange, non-aggressive dogs on our land, and we're fine with that, even if they shit all over everything.) Thankfully it's never happened. FWIW: a strange, aggressive human in my yard -- who obviously had the ability to act on their aggression -- might get the same treatment, but I think the police would be in a bit more of a hurry to respond to that call than to one about a mean dog.

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