"I yam what I yam." - Popeye



"I yam what I yam." - Popeye

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Pot or Coke
  • SF or LA
  • Zune or Segway
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: My Way.
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: My Way
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: "this week" or a novel
  • What keeps you up at night?: work
  • What helps you sleep?: reading
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: the Muppets
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: no one. It was time.
  • What book have you read the most?: Mark Twain books.
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: irregardless
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: there are no gays in Iran, and he wanted to have the war spill over there and find some.
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: because 789.
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: n't.

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