Location: Seattle, WA
I'm a complete nerd and super shy. I like to lurk around at Stranger events and make super-fan-girl eyes at Dan Savage.
More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- Punch Buggy
- Dan Savage
- No legs and a million dollars
A million legs and no dollars
- Elliott Bay
- I hate living in Seattle
I wish I lived in Seattle
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: This is the song that never ends!
- What song do you never want to hear again?: This is the song that never ends!
- What do you like to read when you poop?: Slog on iPhone
- What keeps you up at night?: My cats
- What helps you sleep?: My drugs
- What song or movie makes you cry?: Moulin Rouge!
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: On my head
- If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Jesus
- What book have you read the most?: 1984
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: There, their, they're, your, you're, its, it's
- What is your sweetest taboo?: I only want to hurt you a little, baby. :)
For Trolls Only
- Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Because they were harboring Charles Mudede
- If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
- What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one
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- God is: me!