Madskillz80

Location: In the thick of it

Bio/Manifesto

Seattle Comedian and Non-Profit worker. I swear a lot, I'm opinionated and I say what I'm thinking.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Meridian or Film Forum
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Pot or Coke
• Presse or Pichet
• SF or LA
• Poneman or Pavitt
• OTB or ACT
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Dancing in Heaven by Q-Feel
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Mambo #5
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Studs Terkel interviews
• What keeps you up at night?: Caffeine
• What helps you sleep?: darkness
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Benji the Hunted
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: My head
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Fred Gwynne
• What book have you read the most?: The First Third by Neal Cassady
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Empire Records
• What piece of art would you steal?: anything by Dali
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: misused apostrophes
• What is your sweetest taboo?: Sade

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Santorum