Friday, October 3, 2008
HUMP! 4: Deadline for Submissions!
Posted by Dan Savage at 4:21 PM
Submissions to HUMP! 4—Seattle’s biggest, best, and, uh, only amateur (and locally produced!) porn festival—must be in our offices by 5:30 PM on this coming Monday. (Psst! The HUMP! jury won’t actually be gathering to view submissions and decide what’s going into the festival until Tuesday night, so if you need an extra night to work on your film… take it. Just make sure we have your submission in our offices by 4 PM on Tuesday, which is the dropdeadline.) Tickets for HUMP! 4 go on sale Wednesday October 8. Watch this space—and that print edition we sometimes put…
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Wednesday, September 24, 2008
It’s Hump Day
Posted by Kelly O at 5:31 PM
Hump Tip #3 Only 12 more days to make a HUMP! film! People are still trying to find each other HERE. Maybe you have camera, but no actors? Or maybe you have people but no cameraman… either way, it’s not too late. Not yet. Also, remember that you might not even need a bunch of actors - perhaps you just need ONE, and uh, a bunch of bananas, donuts, peaches, and Twizzlers……
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Thursday, September 18, 2008
HUMP! Tip #2
Posted by Kelly O at 4:54 PM
GET A CAMERA. Borrow, rent, or steal one. Okay, maybe not the latter. You can rent one HERE, HERE, or HERE. Also remember most new digital still cameras (and cell phones) have a video options. 17 More Days! Get HUMP!-ing….
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Wednesday, September 17, 2008
It’s Hump Day
Posted by Kelly O at 4:20 PM
Wednesday, Sept 17th. And you know what? There’s only 18 more days to make a HUMP! film. EIGHTEEN. The clock is seriously ticking. I’m going to start posting tips, every day, to hopefully inspire you to be a HUMP! filmmaker, instead of just a HUMP! filmgoer. Sir Savage answers some FAQ in Savage Love this week, and there’s tons more information HERE. HUMP! Tip #1 CASTING. Don’t write some elaborate script that’s going to be impossible to cast. Find actors first. Remind them that part of the HUMP! protocol is destroying the film, onstage, at the final screening of the…
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Friday, September 5, 2008
Enclosure (in a Letter to the Editor) of the Day
Posted by Christopher Frizzelle at 12:35 AM
Uh, has this already been all over the web? I haven’t seen it, a Google image search isn’t giving me any matches to it, and the letter-to-the-editor writer (the email they sent is in a thread that mentions http://whatreallyhappened.com and alaskacafe.blogspot.com, though I can’t find it on either site) hasn’t gotten back to me. It’s gotta be fake, right? Did anyone else just put on Hall & Oates’ “Sara Smile”?…
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Friday, June 27, 2008
Today’s HUMP Classified Ad
Posted by Dan Savage at 2:45 PM
Gay Bondage and JO Porn for HUMP! We want to make a short film for HUMP that involves a bondage and JO scene. We’re looking for a hot guy with a nice dick who’s turned on by being tied down and edged. No oral, no anal, no nothin’ else. Filming will probably take two to three hours, and we’re willing to pay the right guy $200 (negotiable for the really right guy!), and we’ll give you a cut of the winnings if we win. Last year’s top winners were a lesbian bondage film and a gay humor film—this one…
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Thursday, June 26, 2008
Today’s HUMP Classified Ad
Posted by Dan Savage at 4:41 PM
Have Camera and Editing Gear Need shooting and cutting, or both? Let me know. I have a bitchin HD camera and an equally bitchin Final Cut editing station. For the last 2 years, folks I know have talked big about doing HUMP, but nothing came out of it. If you have the idea and the personnel, I have all the tech goodies. You can respond to this ad here. More HUMP ads are here. And you can place your own HUMP classified here….
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Today’s HUMP Classified Ad
Posted by Dan Savage at 1:40 PM
Redhead male with small dick looking for once only extra role Hi, this is the first time i have done this. I have always wanted to be part of a Sex or Porn movie. I don’t think i am star material but think as an extra i could play the part. I am willing to do anything as an extra. I have a small uncut dick that measures 2.5 soft and 3.5 hard. it is small and some say cute. I am a redhead and good looking. Well i think i am…lol maybe a role as a humiliated husband…
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Monday, June 23, 2008
Today’s HUMP Classified Ad
Posted by Dan Savage at 4:17 PM
Female owned erotica publication seeking women to assist in HUMP video Erotic publication, BLAM! BLAM! is seeking women in the film industry to help us make a short film for Hump. We’d love to get women involved in the brainstorming session to help flush out a story. You are preferably involved in the industry and can provide ideas as well as talent, or assistance on some level. We are interested in dedicated amateurs and professionals. Must be 18+. We are a publication for the predominately hetero women and want to make an erotic film/porn that will appeal mainly to…
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Friday, June 20, 2008
“Liberty Wants To Be In Hump!!!!!”
Posted by Dan Savage at 12:52 PM
The indulgent management at Liberty, the best little cocktail-and-sushi lounge on 15th Avenue, is inviting filmmakers making pieces for HUMP to shoot at their bar. Liberty would be a great location for anyone that wants to add some local color—and perhaps some delicious sashimi—to their HUMP submission. Liberty’s HUMP classified ad is here. Full details on making and submitting a film for HUMP—Seattle’s amateur (and locally produced!) porn festival—are here….
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