When people started telling me how great it was that I was still around after being with you for just a year, I smiled and thanked them. When I heard that most of your previous "girls" lasted barely six months at a time, I figured it was because they lacked patience—which I harvested daily while deciphering what you said into what you really meant. Nearly a decade on, I pointed out that your managerial abilities were not on par with your medical care, and that some of your actions were abusive, illegal, and therefore detrimental to your business. Such "insubordination" from a lowly receptionist was unacceptable. Part of me worries about the stress my departure will have on your patients and staff. Most of me hopes you finally get sued or shut down for unethical business practices I'm no longer around to stop. You didn't deserve my hard work. You never appreciated my gift of caring about your success. And now you're fighting me on filing unemployment. You're a callous megalomaniac with short bouts of being genuine, and no ethical acumen. I'm glad you fired me.

—Anonymous



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