I want to fuck my boss. This can't be too rare—my vibrator is called "Boss Naked." Of course he's married, and so am I, and it's never going to happen. But when I'm going to sleep at night, I think of him slowly touching me. In his office, I think of him bending me over his desk and taking me from behind, hard and fast. This is probably so common that Savage Love wouldn't even print my letter, but it's unusual for me. There's nobody I can tell, no one I can ask for help. I like my job and don't want to have to get another one, but it's really hard to keep going like this. How do I stop thinking of my boss naked?

—Anonymous