I used to go to a gym downtown, but I've recently changed because of you. When will you realize you're gross? You are creepy beyond words and as discreet as a giant green elephant. You're a 40ish guy who works out for a bit and then spends a loooong time cruising the locker room and sauna. I've walked in on your head bobbing on someone's cock a few times. I am gay, but I don't need to see that at a gym where people want to work out and relax afterward without worrying about your dirty paws. Go to Steamworks or back to your place. I shouldn't have had to switch gyms. I'm sure you're still up to your old shenanigans, and I don't care anymore, but I hope someone reports you and you get your skanky ass booted out.

—Anonymous

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