This morning, I was driving my daughter to school, and on one of the surface streets was a family of around 10 ducklings and their mommy cruising down the road. I slowed, put my hand out to let other people know, and a bunch of us fucked off our morning commute until there was enough room to pass without hurting them. On my way home, I went down the same roadâand some horrible fucking scumbag asshole had flattened the mother and at least one of the ducklings. So fuck youâfuck you, fuck you, fuck youâyou miserable human being. I wish I'd done more to get those poor animals out of the road. But whoever didn't care enough to pay attention deserves to get kicked in the head until they die. Fuck you, humanity.
âAnonymous
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