I watched you walk out of the Capitol Hill light rail station, past the two trash cans conveniently placed inside, and blatantly throw your empty food container on the ground. It was May 1, so maybe you were coming off some anarchist energy from the day's events and wanted to rally against the trash-collecting infrastructure around you. I hope on some level you realize the irony of this so-called revolution and the fact that you had just exited the light rail system. I also hope someday you recognize this is a shared space. We all live here, and this is our community too—so maybe try supporting that collective environment. I made it half a block before I turned around, picked your shit up, and threw it away in the nearby waste receptacles this city's infrastructure provides.

—Anonymous

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