To the guy on the bus: I know that the woman in the seat across from you was an unusual sight for someone who does not regularly ride the E Line at 1 a.m. Yes, she was muttering to herself. Yes, she was practically rolling out into the aisle. Yes, she was sticking her hands down her pants. Like I said, this was the E Line at 1 a.m. While I don't expect people to stoically ignore other passengers on the bus, I did think it was in pretty bad taste to take videos of her for your Snapchat. That's creepy, and it certainly wasn't consensual. Please don't do shit like that anymore. Record encounters like these in your memory, not on your goddamn phone. (Also, to the woman on the bus: I'm sorry I didn't say anything to that guy when he was recording you. I hope you're doing okay.)

—Anonymous

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