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1
And you think Granny is going to see this message? Now that's curious.
2
Instead of pouting, just be magnanimous, get some karma points, and clean up the poop yourself.

You'll feel better afterwards, I guarantee.
3
She's doing this because you're allowing her to get away with it. Nothing will stop this shit-show like a loud angry neighbor bursting out the door at 4:30 am and screaming at Granny to pick up her fucking dog's poop. Hell, she might even drop a load herself.
4
Kids stepping in dog shit on the way to school is actually sorta funny, but I am curious about this weird Granny. Go yell at her once and I bet you never see her again.
5
1. Granny doesn't read the Stranger and,
2. Old women do this all the time. Every old woman at my apartment complex shits their dog and doesn't pick it up. They're a bunch of self-centered old hags.

Yeah I know this is a couple stereotypes... stereotypes don't come from nowhere.
6
Municipal dog ban. The dog-owning community has had their chance to prove themselves, and they blew it. Now itโ€™s time for a dog ban.
7
Here's the thing: Granny actually intends on picking the warm turds up, she a very nice and thoughtful lady and understands that leaving is just not a nice thing to do. She actually always intends to walk around the whole block. The problem is that like a lot of old people, she suffers from incontinence and a few steps into is, she really needs to go, and so she has to high-tail it home; her meager budget does not allow for the purchase of Depends.
8
3 and 4 have it right. Some burners tried to live in an RV in front of my house. I asked them nicely to move along and got the high hat. So I unloaded and they quickly moved along. Passive aggressive doesn't do shit and it eats you up. Let it out on the appropriate target.
9
Just smear some dog poop on her door handle and windshield. And granny will get the picture real quick.
10
@9- best one so far!
11
This IS granny....I DO read the stranger... Eat my doggy's shit and fuck all of you!!!!
12
Sorry, @8 - Numbers 3, 4 and you are utterly backward.
The OP and you sensitive darlings can't handle a little dog poop - then perhaps you shouldn't be around other people. Your job living in the city is to cope, not whine at minor annoyances and insist the city adapt to you.

Grow up. You can't stop dog poop. You *can* learn to be less crappy yourself.

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