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2011
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Dec. 7
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 7 - 13, 2011
Vol. 21, No. 14
Savage Love
The 23-Year Itch
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Bank of America Is Occupying… Kindness
I, Anonymous
Your Voice Makes Me a Misogynist
by Anonymous
Film/TV
A Dirty
Shame
You Can't Look Away from Michael Fassbender's Self-Loathing Spree
by Paul Constant
Tyrannosaur
: Bleak British Drama Done Brilliantly
by Brendan Kiley
The Sitter
: Journey to the Near-Bottom of the Post-Apatow Raunch Comedy Swamp
by Paul Constant
The Visual Language of Herbert Matter
: Portrait of the Artist as a Brilliant Graphic Designer
by Charles Mudede
Concessions 90210
Speaking of Santas
by Lindy West
Art House
Charlotte Rampling: The Look
by Charles Mudede
I Love Television
Allow Me to Fascinate You
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Music
Doc the Hoople
The Ballad of Mott the Hoople
Finally Gives Mott Proper Props
by Mike Nipper
Strip Maul
Nine Strip Clubs in 48 Hours in America's Porniest City
by Kelly O
Blood, Sweat, and Years
Same-Sex Dictator's Lee Cizek Has Been Tinkering with His Project Red Liquid Since High School, and It's Finally Starting to Look Like a Solid
by Grant Brissey
Up & Coming
Lose your brain covered in jam every night this week!
by Stranger Staff
Chuckletown, USA
Jackass's Steve-O Goes Head-to-Head with a Genuinely Funny Comedian
by Cienna Madrid
Sound Check
Baths: Inside an Out-of-Body Sound
by Trent Moorman
My Philosophy
Gender-Role Bullshit and the Military-Industrial Complex
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Data Breaker
Ill Cosby at Roll Bounce, Juan Maclean, KutMasta Kurt
by Dave Segal
The Homosexual Agenda
Tranny Christmas Trees
by Adrian Ryan
Underage
Cairo's EXPO 89 Fest and DIY Holiday Fair
by Brittnie Fuller
Poster of the Week
Poster by C.M. Ruiz
by Mike Force
Theater
RIP, Edie Whitsett
Seattle Theater Loses One of Its Great Talents
by David Schmader
Free Will Astrology
For the Week of Dec 7
by Rob Brezsny
Visual Art
Beyond Northwest Mythics
Pretend These Artists Aren't Important for a Minute
by Jen Graves
Loose Lips
Poker, Plagiarism, Batman-ish Art Critics, and Douchey Co-opters
by Vladimir Nabokov
Books
Bleeding from Strange Places
Joan Didion Is the Most Ruthless Writer to Ever Write About Joan Didion
by Christopher Frizzelle
Food & Drink
Chow Bio
Erik Hakkinen Is Filling Big Shoes at the Zig Zag
by Sarah Galvin
Past Perfect
Things Are Different at Campagne's New Incarnation, Marché
by Bethany Jean Clement
Features
Pastor Kaleb's Parish of the Defunct and Disoriented
He May Not Be Religious, But This Performer Has the Most Infamous Sunday-Morning Service in the City
by Brendan Kiley
News
The Two-Thirds Supermajority Myth
All It Takes for Democrats to Raise Revenue Is the Will, the Discipline, and the Balls
by Goldy
The End of Seattlest?
A National Blog Chain May Shut Down a Promising Local News and Culture Blog
by Paul Constant
Jesus Saves
The Fight to Legalize Marijuana Has an Unlikely New Ally: African American Clergy
by Brendan Kiley
Sources Say
It's News, Essentially
by Megyn Kelly
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Sports Blotter
A Ball Boy's Accusations and a Linebacker's Smile
by Goldy
Dear Science
Can I Photosynthesize Seltzer Water Into Fat?
by Jonathan Golob
Suggests
Woody Allen and His New Orleans Jazz Band
by Jen Graves
‘The Artist’
by Paul Constant
Cocktail Advent Calendar
by Bethany Jean Clement
Hot Chocolate
by Cienna Madrid
Blue Moon Christmas Pageant and Midnight Mass
by Megan Seling
‘Katy Stone: Myriad’
by Jen Graves
Talcum: Emerald City Soul Club Xmas Edition
by Dave Segal
‘Shame’
by Paul Constant
Public Editor
A Critical Overview of The Stranger
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Retired)
Podcasts
Savage Love Episode 269
by Dan Savage
A Very 99 Percent Holiday
Where You Should Spend Your Money—and Where You Should Definitely Not Spend Your Money—This Season
by Christopher Frizzelle
Off the Beaten Path
Where to Shop in Neighborhoods That Could Use Your Business the Most
by Jen Graves
The Least Sinister Mall in Town
Seattle has only one major shopping center that's locally owned and run by a progressive. You'll never guess which one it is.
by Eli Sanders
Buy a Locally Made Album This Year Instead of Some Mainstream Shit
Here Are Some Good Ones to Choose From
by Stranger Staff
Secrets of the Local Fashion Industry
One-of-a-Kind Finds for Garment Makers and Garment Buyers Alike
by Marti Jonjak
Being Choosy and Getting Boozy
What You Don't Know About Your Favorite Liquor Brands—and Which Local Liquors to Buy Instead
by Brendan Kiley
Piece of Crap vs. Piece of Craft: Toy Edition!
Locally Made Toys That Kick the Ass of Their Sold-by-a-Multinational-Corporation Counterparts
by Anna Minard
You Are What You Eat
Responsible Holiday Grocery Shopping for the 99 Percent
by Dominic Holden
Before You Go to Amazon to Do Your Book Shopping
Let Me Lecture at Your Face for a Moment
by Paul Constant
Occupy Someone's Mouth with Theo Chocolate
Here's Why It's One of the Best Candy Companies Out There
by Charles Mudede