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2012
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May. 30
Print Edition for the week of
May. 30 - Jun. 5, 2012
Vol. 21, No. 39
Savage Love
Virgin Escort
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Ask a Conchologist!
by Dr. Stanley S. Merringus
I, Anonymous
Wack Tactics (But Not Your Fault)
by Anonymous
Film/TV
The Samaritan
: Samuel L. Jackson Lost a Bet
by David Schmader
The Intouchables
: A Complicated, Quadriplegic Bromance
by Gillian Anderson
Tonight You’re Mine
: Handcuffed to Mediocrity
by Krishanu Ray
Men in Black III
: If You’re Not Mad, You’re Not Paying Attention
by Paul Constant
Snow White and the Huntsman
: A Gorgeous Fairy Tale Made Drearier Than Real Life
by Paul Constant
I Love Television
TV Trailer Park!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Music
It's the Same Damn Sun
The Top 10 Worst Pop Songs About Africa and Africans
by Charles Mudede
Tokin' of Appreciation
Sleep's
Dopesmoker
and Other Top Pot Jams
by Dave Segal
Sound Check
The Duke Spirit Ride Fast and Bare
by Trent Moorman
Up & Coming
Lose your vegan dreadlock hive every night this week!
by Stranger Staff
Data Breaker
LMFAO Are an Embarrassment to Electronic Music
by Dave Segal
Never Heard of 'Em
The Birthday Party
by Anna Minard
New Column!
Who Was at the Music Festival?
by Derek Erdman
My Philosophy
Boombox Massacre and More
by Larry Mizell Jr.
The Homosexual Agenda
Underwear Bacon, Danny Streets, Broadway Babes
by Adrian Ryan
Poster of the Week
Poster by C.M. Ruiz
by Aaron Huffman
Underage
Ground Zero, Footwork, Big Eyes
by Brittnie Fuller
Theater
A Real Ex-Con and Two Fictional Ones
This Wide Night
at Seattle Public Theatre
by Brendan Kiley
Free Will Astrology
For the Week of May 30
by Rob Brezsny
Visual Art
Oil Doesn't Go Away
A Not-Entirely-Successful Attempt at Summoning the Past of Suyama Space
by Jen Graves
Gold Digger
King Tut in a Corporate World
by Erin Langner
Books
Free Will at the End of the World
It's a Good Year for Nancy Kress's High-Viscosity Apocalyptic Fiction
by Paul Constant
Food & Drink
Chow Bio
Timothy Czarnetzki and David Powell, Owners of Urban Family Public House
by Sarah Galvin
Butter Personified
There's a Reason Crumble & Flake Sells Out of Pastries Within One Hour of Opening Its Doors
by Megan Seling
Now Closed
Restaurants That Recently Went Away
by Bethany Jean Clement
Features
The Stranger
's Guide to SIFF 2012
This Year's Seattle International Film Festival Is Freakishly Dense with Goodness
by David Schmader
Cafe Racer Shootings
Two Shootings, Six Victims in Seattle
by Stranger Staff
Fuck the Vote
The Initiative Process Is Turning Washington State into a Destitute Shithole
by Goldy
News
Ground Zero
Can Seattle's Liberal Catholics Contain Their Out-of-Control Bishop's National Agenda?
by Dominic Holden
Beating Back Amazon
CEO Jeff Bezos Caves After Months of Bad Press and Public Pressure
by Goldy
Ethically Challenged
Two New Complaints Against Rob McKenna
by Eli Sanders
Ms. Mayor Is Pissed
Mike McGinn's Wife Cancels Her Family's Subscription to the
Seattle Times
by Eli Sanders
What the Fuck Is Wrong with Our Pride Parade?
A Terrible Theme, Ostracized Lawmakers, and Pissed-Off Allies
by Dominic Holden
Sources Say
News and Gossip Dropped Straight into Your Yawning Maw
by Nicole Brodeur
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Podcasts
Savage Love Episode 294
by Dan Savage
Public Editor
A Critical Overview of
The Stranger
by Dewar Bob Hobart, Author of Scienetics and founder of the Church of Scienetics
Suggests
Savage Love Live!
by David Schmader
Pasteria Lucchese’s Rice Pudding
by Cienna Madrid
Wussy
by David Schmader
It’s Been Good to Know Ya!: The Cafe Racer Benefit
by David Schmader
‘Cabinet of Curiosities’
by Paul Constant
‘AbFab’ vs. ‘Golden Girls’ TV Dinner
by David Schmader
Seattle Erotic Art Festival
by Jen Graves
‘Little Otik’
by Paul Constant
Soly Cissé
by Jen Graves
Worn Out
Isis Aquarian: Beards and Velvet
by Marti Jonjak
Text From South Lake Union
South Lake Union Is Not Interested in Nostalgia
by Sherman Alexie