Happy Holiday Sex Memories

Grab Bag

Three Hopefuls

A Mountain, a Fish, and a House Hope to Topple the King

On Screen

This Week's New Releases

Film Shorts

Blow Up

Movie Times

Moe's Is Back!

The Old Capitol Hill Club Is New Again

Nice Bands Finish First

IQU Will Turn Your Party Out

A Couple Fuckups

A Year Without Regrets Is a Year Not Lived

Regrets Review

Don't Miss a Beat

Some Candy Talking

Miss Ma'am Regrets

Live Wire

So This Is the New Year

Beatseaking Missives

Underage

I Don't Like Everything

All Ages Action

Classical, Jazz, & Avant

REGRETS

The Truth

The Hip Hop Tip

Concerts

New Years Listings

Up & Coming

Live Music/DJ Listings

Club Directory

Bio: Club

No Sanctimony

With Brent or Brenda?, Scot Augustson Creates a Dress-Wearing Straight Man

Theater News

Theater Listings

Bio: Theater

Busy, Bland

A Year's Worth of Regrettable Stranger Cover Art, From Repetitive Designs to Generic Abstraction

Umm, Paul Theroux?

What Zac Pennington Didn't Know About Books Was a Lot

Nightstand

In the Provinces

My Regrets to the Neighborhoods

Genghis Khan Restaurant

Where Is the Great Chinese Delivery?

Eatin' Out

Dept. of Corrections

Around Town

Amy Jenniges Revisits the Neighborhood Beat in 2003

Happy Resignation

Monorail Finance Director Calls It Quits

In Other News...

Five to Four

Police Beat

Comic Special

The Stranger: A Critical Overview

Regret? Me?

Greatest Television Achievements of 2003

The Week in Review

We Regret These Errors

Dept. of Movies We Should Have Trashed

The Stranger Film Editor Comes Clean on His Error of Hulking Proportions

Dept. of Fecal Metaphors and General Incomprehensibility

The Stranger's Worst Theater Critic Regrets His Retarded Missteps

Dept. of Disastrous Middle-East Wars We Helped Cause

The Editor of The Stranger Was One of the Staunchest Supporters of Invading Iraq

Dept. of Bad Grammatical Things

The Stranger's Stoopidest Mistakes

Dept. of Details We Failed to Disclose About Eli Sanders' Personal Life

What This Intrepid Journalist Forgot to Mention in His Hard-Hitting AIDS Reporting: He Really, Really Likes Gay Sex

Dept. of Lasting Regret

How a Certain Movie Review from Several Years Ago Undermined The Stranger's Integrity Forever