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Mar. 22
Print Edition for the week of
Mar. 22 - 29, 2017
Vol. 26, No. 30
Descent
, acrylic on birch panel, by Josh Keyes, joshkeyes.com
Savage Love
Curious Minds
by Dan Savage
Film/TV
Power Rangers
Made Me Feel Old—Because I Am Old, So Very Old
by Bri Brey
Nostalgia May Be Bad for You, but
T2 Trainspotting
Feels Very Good
by Sean Nelson
Life
Cribs So Hard from
Alien
That You’ll Wonder Why They Bothered
by Ned Lannamann
Welcome to
CHIPS
World—Population: Dax Shepard, Michael Peña, and You
by Suzette Smith
I Think
On the Map
Is Zionist Propaganda, but Director Dani Menkin Doesn't Think So
Not That There's Anything Wrong with That!
by Rich Smith
The Lure
: You’ll Never Think About Sexy Mermaids the Same Way Again
by Suzette Smith
Land of Mine
Is Explosive Filmmaking (It's About Land Mines)
by Robert Ham
Woody Harrelson Plays America’s Latest Complainer-in-Chief in
Wilson
by Marc Mohan
Donald Cried
and the Comedy of Humiliation
by Ben Coleman
The Last Word
Will Make You Miss Carrie Fisher and Nora Ephron More Than Normal
by Megan Burbank
I, Anonymous
I, Anonymous: Stop Hawking Your Loogies on the Sidewalk
by Anonymous
Music
Why Teenage Fanclub Are Still
Here
by Ben Salmon
Mount Eerie's
A Crow Looked at Me
Is the Most Exquisite Desolation You've Ever Heard
by Sean Nelson
Why Should I Give a Fuck About... James Chance and the Contortions?
by Dave Segal
James Chance May Be Older, but He'll Never Be "Mature"
by Dave Segal
Open Mike Eagle’s Razor-Wire Wit
by Robert Ham
Free Will Astrology
For the Week of March 22
by Rob Brezsny
Visual Art
Jim Woodring's
The Pig Went Down to the Harbor at Sunset and Wept
Is a Riveting If Slightly Unsatisfying Dream
by Katie Kurtz
Books
Local Writer Isaac Marion Trolls Trump, Pranks Seattle, and Brings Zombie Lit Back from the Dead
by Leilani Polk
Food & Drink
What Does It Take to Be Seattle's Best Banh Mi?
Five Seattle Locals Put Nine Vietnamese Sandwiches to the Test
by Naomi Tomky
Features
For Decades, Granny Was the Leader of a Pack of Endangered Orcas. Then One Day, She Disappeared.
by Christopher Frizzelle
A Comic About Granny the Orca
by Levi Hastings
One Day at a Time
Spicey tries to escape, the planet dies, and we’re actually nice to Ben Affleck. (We know. We’re as shocked as you are.)
by Ann Romano
News
Where Trumpcare Will Hurt Most in Washington State
Plus: Which of Our Members of Congress Like This Bill and How to Contact Them
by Heidi Groover
Person of Interest
Person of Interest: Troy Osaki
Meet the Young Writer Celebrating Asian American Heritage Through Poetry
by Ana Sofia Knauf
Open City
Do You Want Classical Musicians to Play in Your Living Room? Of Course You Do.
by Rich Smith
Celebrate a New America with This Donald Trump Commemorative Ruble!
by Ministry of Coins