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2009
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Dec. 10
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 10 - 16, 2009
Vol. 19, No. 14
Savage Love
Cold Feet
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Freakish Bargains of Strangercrombie 2009!
I, Anonymous
Baby Killer
by Anonymous
Film/TV
Me and Orson Welles
: A High School Theater Geek's Wet Dream
by Sean Axmaker
The Princess and the Frog
: Disney Does White Trash
by Charles Mudede
The Old Black Is the New Black
The Time Denzel Washington Cock-Blocked Me
by Charles Mudede
Earth Days
: Preaching Conversion
by Andrew Wright
The Slammin' Salmon
: This Ain't Your Little Brother's Little Brother Comedy! (Oh Wait, It Is.)
by Lindy West
Concessions
Sonicsgate
by Lindy West
Music
What Is KEXP Doing in New York City?
NYC's Ears Remain Elusive for Seattle's Popular Radio Station
by Michaelangelo Matos
French Bliss
The Irrepressible (and Kind of Disturbing) Rise of Phoenix
by Jeff Kirby
Synth You've Been Gone
Distortion Fiends the Cripples Rear Their Dirty Heads Again
by Dave Segal
Up & Coming
This Week's Noteworthy Shows and Parties
by Stranger Staff
Data Breaker
Brosteppin' Down with Rusko and AC Slater
by Dave Segal
It's a Hit
Songs by New Era, Swagg Kids, and Claude VonStroke
by Michaelangelo Matos
Party Crasher
Three Handles Deep at a Bulldog Party
by BONNIE MATTSON
My Philosophy
Tacoma Rappers and L.A. Soul Singers
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Poster of the Week
Poster by Chelsea Conboy
by Aaron Huffman
The Score
A DANGEROUS PETTING ZOO
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Underage
I Have a Present for You!
by Megan Seling
Theater
Tackling the Holidays
Three Seattle Solo-Performance Stars Take on Baby Jesus
by David Schmader
Visual Art
What's a Front Door to Do?
Solving the Problem of Entrance at Tacoma Art Museum
by Jen Graves
Books
"Write the Truth by Any Means Possible"
Jake Adelstein on Pissing Off the Japanese Mafia and What's Wrong with American Journalism
by COREY KAHLER
Constant Reader
by Paul Constant
Food & Drink
Stealing Snacks, Eating Eyeballs
Cicchetti Is Already More of a Party Than Serafina Will Ever Be
by Bethany Jean Clement
Bar Exam
Tiki Time at the Luau
by Bethany Jean Clement
The Happiest Hour
Mr. D's
by Marti Jonjak
Features
She Didn't Do It
From What I Know of Her, I Know Amanda Knox Didn't Kill Meredith Kercher—and It's Obvious Who Did
by Madison Paxton
Fiction: If She Did It
Charles Mudede Fleshes Out the Prosecutor’s Time Line into a Speculative Narrative
by Charles Mudede
News
Watching the Watchmen
The Olympics Versus Free Speech in Vancouver, BC
by Andrea Woo
The Battle Over the Bridge
Seattle Leaders Are Ready to Go to War for a Better 520
by Dominic Holden
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Suggests
Jennifer Zwick
by Jen Graves
The Cops
by Kelly O
'The Maid'
by Jon Frosch
Loco Dice
by Dave Segal
'Penguins, Episode 1'
by David Schmader
Timothy Egan
by Paul Constant
Jess Walter
by Paul Constant
'The Room'
by David Schmader
I Love Television
Why Your Secret Santa Blows
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Public Editor
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Retired)
Dear Science
What Is Crazy?
by Jonathan Golob
Crossword Solution
You Can Count On It (Dec. 10)
by Brendan Emmett Quigley
Crossword Puzzle
This Week's Puzzle
You Can Count On It (Dec. 10)
by Brendan Emmett Quigley