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Vol. 9, No. 24
Savage Love
Phony Baloney
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Grab Bag
Stupid, Stupid Crouton!
I, Anonymous
DEAR LESBIAN SISTERS:
Film/TV
The World Is Too Much
French Filmmaking at Its Most Operatic
by Charles Mudede and Matthew Stadler
The Perfect Image
Selling Blockbusters in the Digital Age
by Andy Spletzer
This Week on TV
More Than Just Smiling Eyes
Youthful Films from Ireland
by Rick Levin
A Murky Map
Great Performances Can't Save This Too-Simple Tale
by Steve Wiecking
Mad Tax-Break
An Australian Film Shows Us the Future of I-695
by Bruce Reid
Movie Times
Film Shorts
Music
Murphy's Law
Yearning for Beauty
by Barbara Mitchell
No Nashville Pussies Here
Lambchop Don't Shrink from a Good Fight
by Joe S. Harrington
Comfortable Seating
Soiree des Femmes Should Have Been Standing Room Only
by Anita Lee
Up & Coming
DJ Guide
More Up & Coming
Club Directory
DJ Listings
by Traci Vogel
Live
by Traci Vogel
More Music Listings
Theater
Theater Review Revue
Theater Listings
by Steve Wiecking
Visual Art
The Wrong Thing
A Mustache-Growing Contest Leads to a Masculinity Crisis for Eric Fredericksen
by Eric Fredericksen
Visual Arts Listings
by Emily Hall
Real Real Estate
The Uses of Landscape Art
by Eric Fredericksen
Diversions
by Mark Pinkos
Books
Miserably Funny
The Burned-out Journals of Burroughs
by Rick Levin
Top 10 Bestsellers
Readings Listings
by Traci Vogel
Food & Drink
Cafe Flora
Vegetarian Roller Coaster
by Jim Anderson
News
Paul Schell Speaks
Mum Since the WTO Riots, Mayor Schell Tells His Side of the Story
by Josh Feit
The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy, Part II
How to Hijack Your Republican Precinct Caucus
by Dan Savage
Independents' Day
McCain and Bradley Spar Over Washington's Indie Voters
by Phil Campbell, Josh Feit and Allie Holly-Gottlieb
Police Beat
Beasts on the Loose
by Charles Mudede
In Other News...
Letters to the Editor
ELEPHANTS ON PARADE
Last Days
by David Schmader
Calendar
Stranger Suggests
Culture Wars
Art.com
by Eric Fredericksen
I Love Television
Ode to Tom Selleck's Moostache
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
TTS!
VAGINA ENTHUSIAST
by Shirley Rodell-Szyzmyjec
It's My Party
What's up with ARO.space?
by Kathleen Wilson
I Bet You Didn't Know...
by Clark Humphrey
Excellent
All the News That Didn't Fit
The True Story of a Rolling Stone Road Trip
Stagger Lee
by Kathleen Wilson
cd reviews
The Sampler
Britney and Lolita
by Mike Vago
Reject Roundup
Stop, Drop, and Roll
by Rick Levin