Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 23 - 29, 2010

Vol. 20, No. 16

Savage Love

An Affair to Forget

I, Anonymous

Fuck You, Santas

Music

The Intelligence Toured America and This Is What We Saw

Or at Least Here Are a Few of the Low Points

It's a Hit

Single of the Year

My Philosophy

2010 Seattle Rap Wrap-Up

Sound Check

Jim Anderson: Slim's Phallus ExtensionJim Anderson: Slim's Phallus Extension

Underage

Help Whitney Ballen Release a Record

Poster of the Week

Poster by Brian Standeford

The Homosexual Agenda

That Warm Glow

Party Crasher

Where All the Dicks At?

Theater

An Actor Postpones

The Art of Playing Small Parts and Killing Time Backstage

Burlesque Box

Hosting with Jasper McCann

Visual Art

Crickets

The state arts commission is set to be slashed. Does anybody care?

Books

The Hiphop Bubble

How We Barely Survived Gangsta Economics

Food & Drink

Bar Exam

Complications at Grim's

Meeting the Main Man of Maker's Mark

A Marxist and a Pole-Smokin' Deviant Sit Down with Kentucky's Bill Samuels Jr.

The Happiest Hour

Fu Kun Wu at Thaiku

Chow Bio

Johnnie Stroud

Features

How to Be a Father

The sadness, the stupidity, the lies.

News

Council Leans on Chihuly Museum for One Free Night a Month

Washington Gets a New Congressional District

Our Growing Industry

Medical-Pot Outlets Are Proliferating in Seattle and Getting More Brazen Than Ever—Testing the Law and Daring It to Accommodate Them

Dear Science

What Does Radiation Do to DNA?

Illustrated Comment of the Week

Public Editor

A Critical Overview of The Stranger

Maakies

I Love Television

Rudolph Redux

Last Days

The Week in Review

Slog

Why Are Pot Stores Popping Up All Over Town?

Glenn Beckwatch: We Admire Him Just As Much as We Admire the Pope

Officewatch 2010â„¢: Last Night and Christmas Eve

A Heartfelt Season's Greetings from Slog

"Bezos declined to answer questions for this profile"

The Return of Vito's

Remember How the iPad Was Going to Save Magazines?

The Fuckiest Things of 2010: "Two-Face—the Two-Faced Kitten"

Today in Satisfying Early Winter Videos

Richie Rich and the Birth of the Revolving Golden Dough-r

Did Pat Robertson Just Announce That He Supports the Legalization of Marijuana?

Amazon Is Allegedly Selling Quite a Few Kindles, Thank You Very Much

"...which proves blondes do have a brain."

Republicans Will Vote for Mitt Romney If They Have No Other Choice

Another Roadblock to Dismantling the Drug War

"It's a personal matter and I don't really want to discuss it."

Holiday Greetings from Spaaaaaaaaaaace!

Last Minute Christmas Shopping to Do?

Seattle Home Prices Continue to Fall

Feminism and Porn and Zzzzzzzzzzz

Children and the Immortal Genes

Can They at Least Keep the Dalmatians?

Kids Sing the Darndest Things

My Day as a Deputized Search and Rescuer

They're Building a Simulated Earth

The Fuckiest Things of 2010: "Making Love to a Unicorn"

2010 Was Brought to You By Endurance

This Is Going to Be INCREDIBLE

Traffic Report

Fear of an English Planet

Four Sentences About Rap, Books, and the Economy

Hello, Delicious Chocolate-Covered Cracker of My Dreams

I'm So Jealous of the East Coast Right Now

Our Lady of the Dark Roots

The Problem with Political Reporters

Overheard in the Office

Move Over, Climate Change Deniers

Cops on Roids

Grant Brissey May Be Losing a Substantial Amount of His Marbles

Koreans and Ants

Patton Oswalt Makes a Good Point

What the President Said Today as He Signed the Repeal of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'

Are the Seahawks a UFL Caliber Team?

The Top 20 Cease-and-Desisters

WA State Ferries Will Start Selling Web Ads

Words to Warm Your Holiday Season: The 2012 Presidential Race Has Begun

My Top One List

Wm. Steven Humphrey's Unfuckwithable Rules for Secret Santa

Superhero Comic Books Are Still Dying

Natalie Portman is Engaged and Pregnant

The Absence of Science

Officewatchâ„¢: My Eyes and Ears Betray Me

Where Has This Congress Been Hiding?

Officewatch 2010: The Final Night

Vintage Travel Posters

The Fuckiest Things of 2010: "Pants on the Ground"

The Fuckiest Things of 2010: "The Surra De Bunda"

Stephen Baldwin Is the Real Victim of the BP Oil Spill

The Fuckiest Things of 2010: Scooty Girl

The Other Storm

No Beauty in this Beast

For Real This Time: Hollywood Is Focusing on Quality, You Guys

Want to Buy a Bookstore? Ophelia's Books Is Up for Sale

Officewatch 2010â„¢: The Crow's Nest

Today in Anonymous Living and Learning, DADT-Style

Say What You Will About Those Nazis... They Loved Their Jello

"She was tired."

Racist Comic Book Fans Do Not Take the Holidays Off

Derek Erdman Has Lost His Mind

Baking Christmas Cookies and Listening To "Storm"

Washington's Minimum Wage Will Go Up to $8.67 Next Month, Unless These Guys Have Their Way

CSL: University of Texas Austin vs UW

The Fuckiest Things of 2010: "Christine O'Donnell Isn't Me"

Christmas Is a Time for Not Reading

The Dawn Before Christmas

The Inferno of Slinky Sex

He's the Reason for the Season!

Curse of the Spider-Man?

SL Letter of the Day: Only For Now...

Officewatch 2010â„¢: Success!... and Defeat

Tom Nissley's Jeopardy Blitz Continues!

City Librarian Is Moving on Up

Congratulations, Jon Stewart

The Classical Tradition Is Huge and Awesome

Five Youth Die Young in a Florida Hotel Room

Christmas Isn't Officially Over Until...

The Fuckiest Things of 2010: ICP's "Miracles"

Watch Jeopardy! at Moe Bar Tonight

The City and Saint Paul

Unloading

Officewatch 2010: The Final Day/This Is What My Mind Feels Like Right Now

You Have Four Days Left to Make New Year's Eve Plans

What You Should Watch Over the Long Christmas Weekend: True Grit

Officewatch 2010â„¢: Images from an Empty Office

Attention, People of the Internet! We Are Interviewing for News Interns.

Lunchtime Trailer: Now in 3D

Life Sentence

Bigger the Nigger Ape

Christmas Contest! [Updated!]

Sarah Palin Wins Something

Currently Hanging... But Not For Long

Nipple Crime!

Officewatch 2010: The Crow's Nest Infiltrated

Speaking of Father Christmas

The Obama Moment

Is It Just Me...

Day 3 on the Cr-48

The Fuckiest Things of 2010: The "Make Things Happen!" Guy

You Can't Do This with an E-book

Officewatch 2010â„¢: Day 8, There Are Dolls Everywhere

Starring Barry Bostwick as Captain Ahab

Fox News Finally Declares a Winner of the Holocaust

Bonus Advice for Brother of the Bride

Officewatch 2010: T-Minus 18-20 Hours Until the End

The Morning News: I Still Have Not Died, the East Coast Is Still Buried, and Other Happenings

A Critical Overview of The Stranger

2015, as IBM Sees It

Barney Frank on the Radical Homosexual Agenda

The Morning News

My Books of the Year

The Bizarre World of the Bisexual

Please Enjoy the Latest Installment of Caperin'

The Four Rules

Ideal Gifts for the Stephen King-Lover in Your Life, Part 264

"This is done."

Welcome to the BlackNet

It's Time For... Guess Whose Shelf!

Getting Rid of Pages

The Morning News: Placebos Work! Shoppers Spent a Shitload of Money! And SANTA IS COMING!

Department of Trollery

University of Phoenix Vs. Obama

Notes on a Few Days of Heavy Blogging

How to (and How Not to) Exploit Your Family on the Internet

Merry Chistmass Everybody!: The Angels and I Have a Few Things to Discuss

The Morning News: South Korea Sends Warning, Bombs Go Off In Rome, and A Man Drives Onto Former President Bush's Lawn

"Where do Capitol Hill condo and apartment dwellers dispose of Christmas trees?"

DADT Is History

The Fuckiest Things of 2010: "Gahh! Fucky Crab!"

How I Learned to Read Again

Christmas Day Has Always Been Here

Lunchtime Eternity

You Should Play Corporation Inc. Today

The Leading Republican Presidential Nominee Is...

Me and Mr. Maker's Mark

The Morning News: I Have Not Died, the Weather is Evil, Terror Is Abound in Europe, Jon Stewart = Murrow?, Teena Marie Has Died, and a Bunch of Other Stupid Things that People Did

Officewatch 2010â„¢: Day Two, Hangover and Plans

In Praise of .GIFs

"What is the best Christmas gift you've ever gotten?"

SL Letter of the Day: Can't Help You

Eight Homeless People Die in a Warehouse Fire

"Best Christmas ever thanks to you Dan!!!"

Workshopping Tonight: Matthew Simmons at Pilot Books

The Face of Terrence Howard

Where the Money's At

Reading "Savage Love" Can Be Hazardous to Your Relatonship

How'd That Work Out for You, AOL?

Will Facebook Rule the World?

Does Slog Look Like This to Anyone Else?

The New Cinerama Is Awesome and Nerdy

Alaska Hates Miller

The Dream of a Fisherman's Housewife

Podcasts

Savage Love Episode 219

Suggests

'True Grit'

'The Fighter'

Ann Powers, Sean Nelson, Chris Estey

Paper Hammer

Holiday Cheer

Eggnog

Pique-nique and 'Henri-Georges Clouzout's Inferno'

Talcum

Underworld