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Dec. 23
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 23 - 29, 2010
Vol. 20, No. 16
Savage Love
An Affair to Forget
by Dan Savage
New Column!
You Made Strangercrombie a Success!
Film/TV
True Grit
: Jeff Bridges Makes John Wayne Look Like Julie Andrews
by Paul Constant
Rabbit Hole
: Sorry About the Spoilers—I'm High on Ketamine
by Grant Brissey
The King's Speech
: Charles Mudede Really, Really Hates Kings
by Charles Mudede
Made in Dagenham
: Jowls and the Common Yeti
by ERNIE PIPER IV
Little Fockers
: Ass Tubes and Boner Pills
by Matt Luby
I, Anonymous
Fuck You, Santas
by Anonymous
Music
The Intelligence Toured America and This Is What We Saw
Or at Least Here Are a Few of the Low Points
by Lars Finberg
It's a Hit
Single of the Year
by Michaelangelo Matos
My Philosophy
2010 Seattle Rap Wrap-Up
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Sound Check
Jim Anderson: Slim's Phallus ExtensionJim Anderson: Slim's Phallus Extension
by Trent Moorman
Underage
Help Whitney Ballen Release a Record
by Megan Seling
Poster of the Week
Poster by Brian Standeford
by Aaron Huffman
The Homosexual Agenda
That Warm Glow
by Adrian Ryan
Party Crasher
Where All the Dicks At?
by Cienna Madrid
Theater
An Actor Postpones
The Art of Playing Small Parts and Killing Time Backstage
by Brendan Kiley
Burlesque Box
Hosting with Jasper McCann
by Jessica Price
Visual Art
Crickets
The state arts commission is set to be slashed. Does anybody care?
by Jen Graves
Books
The Hiphop Bubble
How We Barely Survived Gangsta Economics
by Paul Constant
Food & Drink
Bar Exam
Complications at Grim's
by Bethany Jean Clement
Meeting the Main Man of Maker's Mark
A Marxist and a Pole-Smokin' Deviant Sit Down with Kentucky's Bill Samuels Jr.
by Charles Mudede and Dominic Holden
The Happiest Hour
Fu Kun Wu at Thaiku
by Marti Jonjak
Chow Bio
Johnnie Stroud
by Sarah Galvin
Features
How to Be a Father
The sadness, the stupidity, the lies.
by Charles Mudede
News
Council Leans on Chihuly Museum for One Free Night a Month
by Cienna Madrid
Washington Gets a New Congressional District
by Eli Sanders
Our Growing Industry
Medical-Pot Outlets Are Proliferating in Seattle and Getting More Brazen Than Ever—Testing the Law and Daring It to Accommodate Them
by Dominic Holden
Dear Science
What Does Radiation Do to DNA?
by Jonathan Golob
Illustrated Comment of the Week
Illustrated Letter of the Week
by Greg Stump
Public Editor
A Critical Overview of
The Stranger
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Retired)
Maakies
by Tony Millionaire
I Love Television
Rudolph Redux
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Slog
Why Are Pot Stores Popping Up All Over Town?
by Dominic Holden
Glenn Beckwatch
: We Admire Him Just As Much as We Admire the Pope
by Paul Constant
Officewatch 2010â„¢: Last Night and Christmas Eve
by Grant Brissey
A Heartfelt Season's Greetings from Slog
by Paul Constant
"Bezos declined to answer questions for this profile"
by Paul Constant
The Return of Vito's
by Bethany Jean Clement
Remember How the iPad Was Going to Save Magazines?
by Paul Constant
The Fuckiest Things of 2010: "Two-Face—the Two-Faced Kitten"
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Today in Satisfying Early Winter Videos
by Paul Constant
Richie Rich and the Birth of the Revolving Golden Dough-r
by Charles Mudede
Did Pat Robertson Just Announce That He Supports the Legalization of Marijuana?
by Brendan Kiley
Amazon Is Allegedly Selling Quite a Few Kindles, Thank You Very Much
by Paul Constant
"...which proves blondes do have a brain."
by Paul Constant
Republicans Will Vote for Mitt Romney If They Have No Other Choice
by Paul Constant
Another Roadblock to Dismantling the Drug War
by Brendan Kiley
"It's a personal matter and I don't really want to discuss it."
by Paul Constant
Holiday Greetings from Spaaaaaaaaaaace!
by Paul Constant
Last Minute Christmas Shopping to Do?
by Dan Savage
Seattle Home Prices Continue to Fall
by Paul Constant
Feminism and Porn and Zzzzzzzzzzz
by Dan Savage
Children and the Immortal Genes
by Charles Mudede
Can They at Least Keep the Dalmatians?
by Paul Constant
Kids Sing the Darndest Things
by Paul Constant
My Day as a Deputized Search and Rescuer
by Eli Sanders
They're Building a Simulated Earth
by Paul Constant
The Fuckiest Things of 2010: "Making Love to a Unicorn"
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
2010 Was Brought to You By Endurance
by Paul Constant
This Is Going to Be INCREDIBLE
by Paul Constant
Traffic Report
by Grant Brissey
Fear of an English Planet
by Charles Mudede
Four Sentences About Rap, Books, and the Economy
by Paul Constant
Hello, Delicious Chocolate-Covered Cracker of My Dreams
by Megan Seling
I'm So Jealous of the East Coast Right Now
by Megan Seling
Our Lady of the Dark Roots
by Dan Savage
The Problem with Political Reporters
by Paul Constant
Overheard in the Office
by Eli Sanders
Move Over, Climate Change Deniers
by Paul Constant
Cops on Roids
by Paul Constant
Grant Brissey May Be Losing a Substantial Amount of His Marbles
by Dave Segal
Koreans and Ants
by Charles Mudede
Patton Oswalt Makes a Good Point
by Paul Constant
What the President Said Today as He Signed the Repeal of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'
by Christopher Frizzelle
Are the Seahawks a UFL Caliber Team?
by Goldy
The Top 20 Cease-and-Desisters
by Paul Constant
WA State Ferries Will Start Selling Web Ads
by Brendan Kiley
Words to Warm Your Holiday Season: The 2012 Presidential Race Has Begun
by Paul Constant
My Top One List
by Paul Constant
Wm. Steven Humphrey's Unfuckwithable Rules for Secret Santa
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Superhero Comic Books Are Still Dying
by Paul Constant
Natalie Portman is Engaged and Pregnant
by Megan Seling
The Absence of Science
by Charles Mudede
Officewatchâ„¢: My Eyes and Ears Betray Me
by Grant Brissey
Where Has This Congress Been Hiding?
by Paul Constant
Officewatch 2010: The Final Night
by Grant Brissey
Vintage Travel Posters
by Mary P. Traverse
The Fuckiest Things of 2010: "Pants on the Ground"
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Fuckiest Things of 2010: "The Surra De Bunda"
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Stephen Baldwin Is the Real Victim of the BP Oil Spill
by Paul Constant
The Fuckiest Things of 2010: Scooty Girl
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Other Storm
by Charles Mudede
No Beauty in this Beast
by Charles Mudede
For Real This Time: Hollywood Is Focusing on Quality, You Guys
by Paul Constant
Want to Buy a Bookstore? Ophelia's Books Is Up for Sale
by Paul Constant
Officewatch 2010â„¢: The Crow's Nest
by Grant Brissey
Today in Anonymous Living and Learning, DADT-Style
by David Schmader
Say What You Will About Those Nazis... They Loved Their Jello
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
"She was tired."
by Paul Constant
Racist Comic Book Fans Do Not Take the Holidays Off
by Paul Constant
Derek Erdman Has Lost His Mind
by Grant Brissey
Baking Christmas Cookies and Listening To "Storm"
by Dan Savage
Washington's Minimum Wage Will Go Up to $8.67 Next Month, Unless These Guys Have Their Way
by Eli Sanders
CSL: University of Texas Austin vs UW
by Jonathan Golob
The Fuckiest Things of 2010: "Christine O'Donnell Isn't Me"
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Christmas Is a Time for Not Reading
by Paul Constant
The Dawn Before Christmas
by Charles Mudede
The Inferno of Slinky Sex
by Charles Mudede
He's the Reason for the Season!
by Paul Constant
Curse of the Spider-Man?
by Paul Constant
SL Letter of the Day: Only For Now...
by Dan Savage
Officewatch 2010â„¢: Success!... and Defeat
by Grant Brissey
Tom Nissley's
Jeopardy
Blitz Continues!
by David Schmader
City Librarian Is Moving on Up
by Paul Constant
Congratulations, Jon Stewart
by Dan Savage
The Classical Tradition
Is Huge and Awesome
by Paul Constant
Five Youth Die Young in a Florida Hotel Room
by Charles Mudede
Christmas Isn't Officially Over Until...
by Dan Savage
The Fuckiest Things of 2010: ICP's "Miracles"
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Watch
Jeopardy!
at Moe Bar Tonight
by Paul Constant
The City and Saint Paul
by Charles Mudede
Unloading
by Dan Savage
Officewatch 2010: The Final Day/This Is What My Mind Feels Like Right Now
by Grant Brissey
You Have Four Days Left to Make New Year's Eve Plans
by Megan Seling
What You Should Watch Over the Long Christmas Weekend:
True Grit
by Paul Constant
Officewatch 2010â„¢: Images from an Empty Office
by Grant Brissey
Attention, People of the Internet! We Are Interviewing for News Interns.
by Dominic Holden
Lunchtime Trailer: Now in 3D
by Paul Constant
Life Sentence
by Paul Constant
Bigger the Nigger Ape
by Charles Mudede
Christmas Contest! [Updated!]
by Zeugma
Sarah Palin Wins Something
by Paul Constant
Currently Hanging... But Not For Long
by Dan Savage
Nipple Crime!
by Charles Mudede
Officewatch 2010: The Crow's Nest Infiltrated
by Grant Brissey
Speaking of Father Christmas
by Charles Mudede
The Obama Moment
by Charles Mudede
Is It Just Me...
by Paul Constant
Day 3 on the Cr-48
by Paul Constant
The Fuckiest Things of 2010: The "Make Things Happen!" Guy
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
You Can't Do This with an E-book
by Paul Constant
Officewatch 2010â„¢: Day 8, There Are Dolls Everywhere
by Grant Brissey
Starring Barry Bostwick as Captain Ahab
by Paul Constant
Fox News Finally Declares a Winner of the Holocaust
by Paul Constant
Bonus Advice for Brother of the Bride
by Dan Savage
Officewatch 2010: T-Minus 18-20 Hours Until the End
by Grant Brissey
The Morning News: I Still Have Not Died, the East Coast Is Still Buried, and Other Happenings
by Grant Brissey
A Critical Overview of
The Stranger
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Retired)
2015, as IBM Sees It
by Paul Constant
Barney Frank on the Radical Homosexual Agenda
by Dan Savage
The Morning News
by David Schmader
My Books of the Year
by Charles Mudede
The Bizarre World of the Bisexual
by Dan Savage
Please Enjoy the Latest Installment of Caperin'
by Grant Brissey
The Four Rules
by Paul Constant
Ideal Gifts for the Stephen King-Lover in Your Life, Part 264
by Paul Constant
"This is done."
by Dan Savage
Welcome to the BlackNet
by Paul Constant
It's Time For... Guess Whose Shelf!
by Grant Brissey
Getting Rid of Pages
by Paul Constant
The Morning News: Placebos Work! Shoppers Spent a Shitload of Money! And SANTA IS COMING!
by Megan Seling
Department of Trollery
by Paul Constant
University of Phoenix Vs. Obama
by Paul Constant
Notes on a Few Days of Heavy Blogging
by Paul Constant
How to (and How Not to) Exploit Your Family on the Internet
by Paul Constant
Merry Chistmass Everybody!: The Angels and I Have a Few Things to Discuss
by Grant Brissey
The Morning News: South Korea Sends Warning, Bombs Go Off In Rome, and A Man Drives Onto Former President Bush's Lawn
by Megan Seling
"Where do Capitol Hill condo and apartment dwellers dispose of Christmas trees?"
by Megan Seling
DADT Is History
by Dan Savage
The Fuckiest Things of 2010: "Gahh! Fucky Crab!"
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
How I Learned to Read Again
by Paul Constant
Christmas Day Has Always Been Here
by Grant Brissey
Lunchtime Eternity
by Paul Constant
You Should Play
Corporation Inc.
Today
by Paul Constant
The Leading Republican Presidential Nominee Is...
by Paul Constant
Me and Mr. Maker's Mark
by Charles Mudede
The Morning News: I Have Not Died, the Weather is Evil, Terror Is Abound in Europe, Jon Stewart = Murrow?, Teena Marie Has Died, and a Bunch of Other Stupid Things that People Did
by Grant Brissey
Officewatch 2010â„¢: Day Two, Hangover and Plans
by Grant Brissey
In Praise of .GIFs
by Paul Constant
"What is the best Christmas gift you've ever gotten?"
by Megan Seling
SL Letter of the Day: Can't Help You
by Dan Savage
Eight Homeless People Die in a Warehouse Fire
by Charles Mudede
"Best Christmas
ever
thanks to you Dan!!!"
by Dan Savage
Workshopping Tonight
: Matthew Simmons at Pilot Books
by Paul Constant
The Face of Terrence Howard
by Charles Mudede
Where the Money's At
by Paul Constant
Reading "Savage Love" Can Be Hazardous to Your Relatonship
by Dan Savage
How'd That Work Out for You, AOL?
by Paul Constant
Will Facebook Rule the World?
by Paul Constant
Does Slog Look Like This to Anyone Else?
by Grant Brissey
The New Cinerama Is Awesome and Nerdy
by Paul Constant
Alaska Hates Miller
by Charles Mudede
The Dream of a Fisherman's Housewife
by Charles Mudede
Podcasts
Savage Love Episode 219
by Dan Savage
Suggests
'True Grit'
by Paul Constant
'The Fighter'
by Lindy West
Ann Powers, Sean Nelson, Chris Estey
by Paul Constant
Paper Hammer
by Paul Constant
Holiday Cheer
by Bethany Jean Clement
Eggnog
by Megan Seling
Pique-nique and 'Henri-Georges Clouzout's Inferno'
by Charles Mudede
Talcum
by Dave Segal
Underworld
by Kaz