Three-wayward

The Timely Return of Re-jEGG-ted!

Jane Eyre: Isolation, Winter, and Doom

Paul: Don't Take the Bait, Geeks!

A Somewhat Gentle Man: Gold Teeth and Boiled Fish

The Concert: Beauty and the Janitor

Concessions

The Lincoln Lawyer

Tongue-Fuck the Police

10 Gauge

Robots, Plastic Bags, and Blowing Shit Up—a Review of Last Week's Billboard Top 10

Up & Coming

Lose your healthy liver tissue every night this week!

Sound Check

Trent Moorman Gets Weird, Doesn't Interview Anybody

Data Breaker

Mad Groover Headhunter, IDM Star Proem, TRUST Turns 2

New Column!

What Is America’s Greatest Rock Band? (Psst… It’s J. Geils.)

It's a Hit

Singles by Justin Bieber, Chromeo, and El DeBarge

My Philosophy

Blue Scholars, Shabazz Palaces, and Jahon Mikal

Lady Gaga's "Born This Way": Not Good Enough for the Gays

Lumerians' Transmalinnia: Instigating Party Time and Transporting Your Consciousness

The Homosexual Agenda

9 to 5, Adrian's Birthday, and Ben DeLaCreme

Underage

All-Ages Shows

Six Organs of Admittance's Asleep on the Floodplain Will Not Come to Your Campfire

Party Crasher

The Proper Care and Feeding of Vaginas

Poster of the Week

Poster by Frida Clements

The Freedom and Unholiness of Sarah Michelson's Devotion

Distracted: Mommy's Little Klaxon

The 7 Deadly Sins... and Me: Wish It Were Deadlier

The Firebugs: Subtle as a Sledgehammer

For the Week of March 16

The Fire This Time

The Heat and Light of Nick Cave

In Art News

When the Bath Turns Red

Hacking Humanity

David Brooks Bores Conventional Wisdom to Death in The Social Animal

The Ferrari of Corn Syrup

A Soda Fountain Innovation to Make Michelle Obama Weep

Bar Exam

Il Bistro's Greatness

Happiest Hour

The Mix

Stop the Insanity

The deep-bore tunnel is insane. Now is the time to stop it. There is a better option.

A Critical Overview of The Stranger

Boy! Potheads Are Sensitive!

The Week in Review

Savage Love Episode 231

Cadbury Mini Eggs

'A Somewhat Gentle Man'

James Cicatko

Jonah Samson

Born in the USA

Lunchbox Laboratory's Homage to the Dick's Deluxe

Happy Hour at Tidbit

The Residents

Questions about Japanese Nuclear Disaster