Prescription Glasses Trampled in Mosh Pit: Check.

Mild Facial Contusion: Check.

Possible Fractured Rib: Check.

Brand New Shoes Now Covered in Bar Filth: Check.

Voice Hoarse from Yelling Too Much: Check.

Showed Up to Work Late: Check.

Feeling Maybe Too Old for all This: Check.

Having Seen King Khan & the Shrines Last Night and Having No Regrets: Check.