There was a heap of dishes in the kitchen sink this morning. Man, I had the dishpan hands blues! While I was scrubbing and scrubbing, I got to thinking about the Black Keys. There's a really good chance that there's something about the Black Keys that I just don't understand, but they seem to be so massively popular. It seems that an issue of Mojo can't go to print without a Black Keys story or photo spread. Then I started a list of things in my head that are worse than the Black Keys. I started at genocide, and then added cancer, rape and the Apocalypse.Racism is worse than the Black Keys, as is sexism. Then I thought of getting robbed of all of my possessions and stopped. I think that the Black Keys are worse that that.
The Black Keys are an American alternative rock music duo.
So, I was hoping we could compile a list of things worse than the Black Keys, just so we know. We can use it for reference later. If I'm ever in a really bad car accident and somebody asks me how I am, at least then I can say, "IT'S NOT AS BAD AS THE BLACK KEYS!"