I know big boozy St. Pat's Day celebrations are almost more hated than they are loved—but the holiday falls perfectly on a Saturday this year, my last name is O'Neil, and well, I feel like celebrating.

Where should I go? Where should I avoid?

O'Shea's, Fado, Owl N' Thistle, Buckley's, Kells, Blarney Stone, Wilde Rover, Molly Maguire's Irish Pub, Old Pequliar, Clever Dunne's, Irish Emigrant, Murphy's, Mulleady's, T.S. McHugh's, Conor Byrne's, Dubliner, and Galway Arms... these are the places I speak of.

Céad míle fáilte!