What You're Not Wearing: St. Patty's Day Edition!!!

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that's a whole lot of ugly
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I love What You're Not Wearing. Is there a place where all the editions are gathered together? The Fashion tag includes other not as fun stuff.
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"More amateurs and non-amateurs here."

I must've missed the photos of those in traditional forms of Irish dress.
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@2, easy, just click on the byline hyperlink at the top of this post - it links to a page listing all the "What Not to Wear" columns. (It used to link to a comedy page Frizzelle put up called "Editor's Boyfriend Position Available - Have I Got a Column For You.")
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I want this dude's hat and vest and... some other stuff.
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I will remember these photos the next time some smugster on slog makes some crack about how everyone in the South is fat.
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A woman in green leggings stabbed somebody life-threateningly last nite around 3am. Any suspects in the photo gallery?
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Hamboner, got a boner made of ham.
10
...penny just dropped, gus. Too full of corned beef (the restaurant variety, sadly) to think much, heretofore.
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You're doing better than me, rob! - I got the lonely-guy corned beef dinner from Metropolitan Market. Thank you for noticing my stupid joke - it took me some redrafts to not have to rely on "whoozeewhatsit".
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Last year I spent St. Pat's in San Diego.

Yow.

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More reasons to stay in and lock the door on St. Patrick's Day.
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@9: Hamboner, tastes a lot like spam.
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@6 When you do could you keep it to yourself while you sit in your basement apartment and yank your pud to your own sense of self-satisfaction?
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Thanks Gus!