For us, Prince Rogers Nelson turns 54 years old today. But not for him, oh no. There are no birthdays for a Jehovah's Witness. No need to get a gift for him because giants once roamed the earth.

He Would Die 4 U
  • derek erdman
  • He Would Die 4 U

Prince Rogers Nelson wrote dozens of wonderful songs. He also dated a plethora of celebs and semi-celbs, including Kim Basinger, Madonna, Vanity, Sheila E., Carmen Electra, Mayte Garcia, Bria Valente, Susanna Hoffs, Susannah Melvoin, Anna Fantastic, Sherilyn Fenn, and Susan Moonsie of Vanity 6 and Apollonia 6. Look at all of those names! That guy has really had some sex!

Prince Rogers Nelson was born in Minneapolis, Minnesota. He still lives there and is a fan of the Minnesota Vikings football team. According to Wikipedia, Prince Rogers Nelson "is considering buying a home in France." Why does Wikipedia say that? Who gives a flying F?

Alas, Prince Rogers Nelson's career started going downhill because he doesn't have a quality control button. I'll tell you right now that his best record is called Around The World in a Day. I'm allowed to say this because I'm writing this. You can disagree in the comments, but I am right.

There isn't a lot of Prince Rogers Nelson on YouTube because he's so mad at that website. If there was, I'd track down the "Baby I'm a Star" / "I Would Die For You" live video and post it here. Instead, here's a remix of "Pop Life."

What's your favorite Prince Rogers Nelson song? How do you feel about Jehovah's Witnesses?