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Thursday, June 21, 2012

Band Names That Double As Ways I Would Like to Die

Posted by on Thu, Jun 21, 2012 at 3:36 PM

Band Names That Double As Ways I Would Like to Die*:

Trampled by Turtles (cute!)
A Rocket to the Moon (exciting!)
Tiny Vipers (awe, look at the baby snakes!)
Butterfly Explosion (so pretty!)
Die Happy (smile!)
Unicorn Dream Attack (best attack ever!)
Death by Chocolate (delicious!)

Band Names that Double As Ways I Would NOT Like to Die:

Choking on Entrails (ew!)
Brainworms (eek!)
Poop Attack (gross!)
Decapitated (oh my!)
Acid Bath (could you image!?)

*I don't WANT to die. But if I had to die, and if I got to choose the way I went out, well, you know... being trampled to death by turtles might be kind of adorable.

 

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TopherBook 1
I totally owned a Die Happy cassette tape in Jr. High.
Posted by TopherBook on June 21, 2012 at 3:39 PM · Report this
2
Crucifux?
Posted by carnivorous chicken on June 21, 2012 at 3:58 PM · Report this
3
John Cougar Concentration Camp? You know, for the second list.
Posted by California on June 21, 2012 at 4:08 PM · Report this
4
Interpol
Posted by minderbender on June 21, 2012 at 4:15 PM · Report this
Urgutha Forka 5
Goathammer Abortion
Posted by Urgutha Forka on June 21, 2012 at 4:17 PM · Report this
Fnarf 6
Good way: Another Sunny Day.
Bad way: East River Pipe.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on June 21, 2012 at 4:23 PM · Report this
7
Suicide
Posted by mint chocolate chip on June 21, 2012 at 4:23 PM · Report this
Fnarf 8
The Cramps.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on June 21, 2012 at 4:23 PM · Report this
9
Tractor Sex Fatality
Good? Or bad?
Posted by jjssww on June 21, 2012 at 4:30 PM · Report this
emma's bee 10
Note sure where Death Cab for Cutie fits in.
Posted by emma's bee on June 21, 2012 at 4:39 PM · Report this
bedipped 11
Nirvana? (wheee)
Pearl Jam? (very blunt)
Green River?
Screaming Trees?
Silkworm? (BOOM)
Posted by bedipped on June 21, 2012 at 4:40 PM · Report this
biffp 12
Alien Sex Fiend (depends)
Fucked Up (like)
REM (like)
Supertramp (like)
Dead Kennedys (not like)
ELO (not like)
Posted by biffp on June 21, 2012 at 4:56 PM · Report this
13
B-52s (ka-boom)
Throbbing Gristle (ow)
10,000 Maniacs (scary)
Bikini Kill (kinky)
Posted by Moag on June 21, 2012 at 4:57 PM · Report this
14
Mannheim Steamroller (flat)
Posted by Moag on June 21, 2012 at 5:00 PM · Report this
Megan Seling 15
@14 Ha! I like that one.
Posted by Megan Seling on June 21, 2012 at 5:06 PM · Report this
tainte 16
retro bologna
Posted by tainte on June 21, 2012 at 5:09 PM · Report this
Etherite 17
Shiny Toy Guns
Posted by Etherite on June 21, 2012 at 5:10 PM · Report this
emma's bee 18
At least Fiery Furnaces would be quick.
Posted by emma's bee on June 21, 2012 at 5:16 PM · Report this
OrdinaryMadness.org 19
Death by Stereo
Posted by OrdinaryMadness.org http://www.ordinarymadness.org on June 21, 2012 at 5:29 PM · Report this
20
Pit Bull Babysitter?
Posted by Bloke on June 21, 2012 at 5:42 PM · Report this
Fnarf 21
Wayne County and the Electric Chairs.
Jayne County and the Electric Chairs.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on June 21, 2012 at 6:06 PM · Report this
Free Busch On Tuesday 22
No explosions in the sky?
Posted by Free Busch On Tuesday on June 21, 2012 at 8:32 PM · Report this
Chef Thunder 23
Beatles (Ewwwwww)
Monkeys (cute and terrifying)
The four tops (gay)
Posted by Chef Thunder on June 21, 2012 at 9:17 PM · Report this
onefatamerican 24
On the bad side:

Surgical Penis Klinik
Brian Jonestown Experience
Earth Dies Burning
Severed Head in a Bag
Posted by onefatamerican on June 21, 2012 at 11:31 PM · Report this
25
Everclear? Ew/ah!/the worst
Posted by Alcohol poisoning on June 22, 2012 at 12:03 AM · Report this
delirian 26
Painful:

Nine Inch Nails (better than the Screws)
Anthrax
Bulldozer
AC/DC

Nice:

Kiss

Special Mention:

Ozzy
Slayer

After all, for a mortal to be killed by a god is the best thing that could possibly happen to the mortal.
Posted by delirian on June 22, 2012 at 12:41 AM · Report this
treacle 27
Tractor Sex Fatality
Posted by treacle on June 22, 2012 at 8:46 AM · Report this
Big Matt G 28
Good: Cream

Bad: The Church, Screaming Blue Messiahs, The Smiths
Posted by Big Matt G on June 22, 2012 at 8:58 AM · Report this
29
Some others:

Dismember
Buried Alive
Disemboweled
Immolation
Impaled
Entombed
Iron Maiden
Defleshed
Acid Bath
In Flames
Jungle Rot
Face Down
Asphyx
Beheaded

Posted by Jizzlobber on June 22, 2012 at 10:17 AM · Report this
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Disemboweled should have been Disembowelment.
Posted by Jizzlobber on June 22, 2012 at 10:18 AM · Report this
31
@22, no. They are in the sky, far, far away from us. No harm there.
Posted by California on June 22, 2012 at 11:04 AM · Report this
ArtBasketSara 32
I choose Oasis. Unless their music was playing in the oasis...
Posted by ArtBasketSara on June 22, 2012 at 11:50 AM · Report this
Trent Moorman 33
Bananarama. No wait, I take that back.
Posted by Trent Moorman on June 22, 2012 at 1:08 PM · Report this
More, I Say! 34
Rogue Wave (wet, surprising.), Grizzly Bear (teeth), The Long Winters (cold), Mountain Goats (kicks), Spoon (gag me.) All unpleasant ways to die.
Posted by More, I Say! on June 22, 2012 at 1:19 PM · Report this
More, I Say! 35
D'oh! Why didn't I say The Zombies?
Posted by More, I Say! on June 22, 2012 at 1:20 PM · Report this
bedipped 36
Courtney Love.
Posted by bedipped on June 22, 2012 at 1:48 PM · Report this

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