"Drake >>> Pubic Enemy," says 21 year old NPR intern, surprsing no one, angering everyone. Sure, it's infuriating that this know-nothing kid writes off an American classic—for my money, it's his description of Drake's "Over" that makes me want to start chucking ashtrays:

His hook over that yappy guitar, the service-academy beat that drops shortly afterwards, the bells on the top-end — it's all so viscerally pleasing.

I think it would viscerally please the gods if someone gave the top-end of his yappy mouth a service-academy beat-down.