Undefeated Champion of Pizza Fest Offers $100 Dollars To Anyone Who Can Beat Travis "The Shitter" Ritter!

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1
at least he spared the trees

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8WIj7LO3…
2
So, is he suggesting I throw the contest so he will have to pay $100 to five people?
3
The fact that this thought has crossed your mind means you have already lost.
4
Ritter ain't no quitter.
5
I'm just hoping for a clean match this year. Last year there were some... irregularities.
6
I WANT IN SO BAD. how do you enter?
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@4 I didn't say you'd quit. I said you've lost. You have already lost mentally. The actual contest is a mere formality.
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@7 Whatever you say.
9
Yes. Whatever I say. The mentally weak cannot win.
10
Hah! Ritter the Shitter. The only thing you're gonna shit is the bed. You can win all you want but you still won't have beaten Unbelievable Owen Straw. Keep dreamin' you knock-kneed clown.
11
Wow, these comments got ugly. And Travis, while I can't be there I will be rooting for you in spirit. Kill 'em all!

Literally...poison your competition.