Happy Birthday, Elvis Presley!

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I know someone with the TCB logo tattooed on his balls, complete with lightning bolt. I don't think he likes frozen yogurt, though.
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He'd be 77 today.
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Also, let's not forget one of Elvis' finest moments: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0R-4F0mz…
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Lastly, not his birthday. If you ever need an easy way to remember his birthday, just think of Gary Busey. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILx2WGZCB…
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He also didn't marry a woman named Naomi. GEEZ, LINEOUT SUPER SLEUTH.
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The Memphis Mafia was actually an underground sex club.
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Debbie Presley later married Macaulay Culkin.
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Debbie Presley knows Lil Wayne AND Snoop Dogg (Lion)? Crazy!
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Fun fact: In 3 days it will be the 35th anniversary of Elvis' death. FUN, because that is also my birthday. If I were a few years younger, and a famous performer, and found as a screaming infant in Elvis' toilet, I might really have a case for somethingrather... but none of those things are true, except the birthday stuff.
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Kitsch.
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This may well be the most worthless thing ever printed or posted in association with The Stranger ever.
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I want to think that Derek Erdman is funny, but I just don't.
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Sorry to report that it is NOT the king's birthday. You've probably had a large number of people point this out, but The One True Elvis was born on January 8, 1935. He died on August 16, 1977.
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Wait...I thought his B day was in February?!?! It's the same day I gave up drinking in 2004...after I went all ape-shit inappropriate at an Elvis Party
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Ok..January makes sense
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Maybe I'm missing the joke, but Elvis' birthday is Jan. 8 and he'd be 77?
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@13: Aw man, that sucks because I was just thinking, "Max Solomon is a really good commenter."

:(
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Another failure in Stranger "humor."
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Wait a sec, everything in this article is wrong. The dates, names, and song titles, plus in the picture he's missing the eye patch and goatee.

What you did there, I see it.
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his birthday is in Jan. Aug is when aliens abducted him. Elvis has left the building!
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TOO SOON, DEREK.

@12: you sure about that? http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineout/a…

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Making fun of Elvis is like making fun of reta...developmentally challenged people, it's too obvious and comes off as bullying.
If today were actually Elvis' death date, then sure you could try this, but out of the blue nonsense is just trollery of the lowest order.
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...and another thing...if you're actually old enough to have a recollection of Elvis when he was alive then you are far too old to be writing about current music. If you're not old enough to have a recollection of Elvis when he was alive, then see the post above re: bullying easy victims.
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@23 duly noted, internet cop.
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@24: okay, bossy.
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OHOHO ELVIS WAS FAT HAHAHA THAT IS FUNNY HE SURE DID EAT A LOT, HOO BOY.
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That is a terrible Desi Arnez illustration.
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This is the worst gibe on Elvis I’ve possibly ever seen.