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Friday, August 24, 2012
Song What Song Should Go In A Commercial For This New Old Spice "Gel Douche"?
Posted by Kelly O on Fri, Aug 24, 2012 at 12:52 PM
You can suggest any song, EXCEPT anything by Daniel Johnston... Go!
- kelly o
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I personally use Swagger as my body wash. It is good and makes me smell like a real he-man all the live long day.
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I'm with @2.
For those who don't know French, it translates as "shower gel" (the adjective usually follows the noun).
For those who don't know French, it translates as "shower gel" (the adjective usually follows the noun).
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But see, this brings up a greater issue: there should TOTALLY be an actual for-ladies douche product called SWAGGER ( or, in an ideal universe, even PUSSY SWAGGER)....
That would be a true sign that we'd arrived in a better, more equitable time............. sigh
That would be a true sign that we'd arrived in a better, more equitable time............. sigh
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@11
Ignoring, of course, the fact that douche is not a thing ladies should put into pussies they want to keep healthy.
And also ignoring the fact that it's maybe just a little fucked up to begin with to have products specifically designed to make pussies look and/or feel like something other than pussies.
In other words, I do not think "MY PUSSY IS AN EXHAUSTED, 40-YEAR-OLD MUSICAL GENRE, I AM VERY FIERCE AND I TOTALLY HAVE A REAL PERSONALITY OF MY OWN" is much of an improvement over "MY PUSSY IS MADE OF FLOWERS, AND I DON'T FEEL DIRTY NOW"
Ignoring, of course, the fact that douche is not a thing ladies should put into pussies they want to keep healthy.
And also ignoring the fact that it's maybe just a little fucked up to begin with to have products specifically designed to make pussies look and/or feel like something other than pussies.
In other words, I do not think "MY PUSSY IS AN EXHAUSTED, 40-YEAR-OLD MUSICAL GENRE, I AM VERY FIERCE AND I TOTALLY HAVE A REAL PERSONALITY OF MY OWN" is much of an improvement over "MY PUSSY IS MADE OF FLOWERS, AND I DON'T FEEL DIRTY NOW"
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I just went on tour throughout the western states, using many people's showers. Swagger was in a lot of them. I fought the urge to take a photo to emphasize Gel Douche, seeings how there are people like @2 & 8 whose mission in life is to rob everyone of joy. thanks for this, Kelly!
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