Don't Play Any of These Songs at my Funeral


When I go, motherfuckers better be doing shots to Cheap Trick's "Surrender" at my wake.
I wanna be cremated. I used to think it would be so fucking poetic to have Sleepwalk by Santos & Johnny play as my coffin was rolled into the furnace, but nobody should ever think so highly of themselves. I'm going with this instead:…
Right, we'll put you down for the Israel Kamakawiwo'Ole version of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow/Wonderful World" on repeat.
@2, that sounds magnificent.

I'm hoping for "The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore" by the Walker Brothers.