Start the Day Off Right: A Brazilian Candid Camera spin-off show pits average citizens in an elevator against the sudden appearance of an undead child—check out this compilation video.

Motown Is Back: What better musician to play the film role of Thee Prince of Soul, Marvin Gaye, but the loveable Lenny Kravitz. The film is expected to be released in 2013.

Murder Can Be Fun: Being an internet pirate in Finland carries a financial fine that is worse than rape or murder.

Quick!: Pull the new Shout Out Louds limited-edition 7-inch from the freezer and slap it on the turntable before it melts cause it's made out of fucking ice.

All This Legal Work Is Making Me Hungry: Home Depot and Pizza Hut deny claims they used Black Keys songs for commercial use, yet there is some kind of settlement being given to the band—weird.

Worse Than Tie-Dye: Yoko Ono wants to get her hands on your balls and your wallet. These overpriced, crotchety pieces from her new fashion collection are similar to her musical inclinations, awful and should never be administered to the public.