Did Santa really rape Jackie?!? FIND OUT TONIGHT! Jackie Beat, aka Kent Fuher, is an actor, singer, songwriter who's appeared in Wigstock: The Movie, Flawless, Adam & Steve, and on Sex and the City. S/he also performs a sold-out Christmas show every year at the Laurie Beechman Theater in NYC. Tonight's Seattle show will feature seasonal material and some classic Christmas Jackie, including the right-wing pregnancy confessional "Santa's Baby," a menorah-loving "Jew Christmas," a booze-infused spin on "Happy Holidays" called "Alcoholidaze," and "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Syphilis."

Do not miss (unless you hate fun). Tickets still available for tonight's show at ReBar. They're going fast though... Get 'em now, get 'em quick!