Are you a Beatles fan looking to buy a home? Do you love the Doors and you're selling some property? Are you P!NK and you need a new garage? Alas, I have the realtor for you. He apparently also loves haberdashers, which is a essentially a person who sells buttons and notions.

I guess the point I'm trying to make is that there's nothing rock & roll about realty. If you're part of a real estate Ponzi scheme, I reckon that's kind of rock & roll. Vomiting in a swimming pool of a person that you hardly know is a little bit rock & roll. Setting houses on fire? Somewhat rock & roll. But the buying and selling of real estate dressed up as a warrior in leather? That's fucking moronic.

This just came in the mail, have a look for yourself:

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