This interview blows my mind in so many ways, I don't even know where to start.

I am also strangely craving a City Market corn dog now too

I feel so bad that I still haven't gone to see Jackie after all these years of hearing about her. Maybe I'll go on Sunday. I've also never been to any Pride events, not even the parade, so I'd be accomplishing two goals at once. Like roasting two babies on the same spit.

One problem: I've been searching the PrideFest schedule, and it dosen't mention Jackie
Hell at all. Where and when is she performing?

Jackie Hell is real to me. God, she's the most amazingly terrifying person ever.

Trent, this might be the best interview you've ever done. True artistry. Jackie Hell needs her own statue.

This week, Trent has managed to take shots at Chihuly, Steve Pool, Eyman, professional bass fisherman, the Alderwood Mall, and wear luchador masks and use the word "uvula." This is why I love you so.

This is absolutely beautiful.