She was considering your offer. But, as Sister Tina tells me, "God always answers your prayers, my child, and almost always the answer is, 'Fuck, NO, you little pervert!'"

@2 Interesting. This was my favorite 'regret' in the paper this week. This and the one about Emily Nokes not knowing where the bathroom was.

Every week, Trent's writing is some of the only writing in the paper that actually has pulse and life.

God DAMN it must suck to be you.

I regret that Trent doesn't write every word that appears in The Stranger.

That bass line is pretty fucking warm, Dude. Eddie Money would take your pride.